ALWAYS MAKE A WEALTHY WOMAN YOUR WIFE The Kerry Marry-Go-Round [Tune: "Never Make a Pretty Woman Your Wife"] [Chorus] If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Better make a wealthy woman your wife, Now, from your bottom-line point of view, Get a wealthy woman to marry you! [Verse] Te-RAY-za's got all the dough you could seek-- She's a golddigger from Mozambique, Inherited money like you've never seen, When she became the Heinz Ketchup Queen! When Johnny got a look at those condiments, It became a matter of dollars and cents, Eyes fixed firmly on Te-RAY-za's jack,...
