Two lesbian lovers confessed Monday in a San Diego federal court to several failed attempts to murder one woman's husband, in an effort to get his life insurance money. The San Diego Union-Tribune reports that Astrid Tepatti, 21, admitted to shooting at her husband, Sgt. Stephen Tepatti, on Jan. 4 while he slept -- using a potato as a silencer for the gun. She missed, shredding the potato, and waking him up. She ran away from the scene, but when her husband saw her minutes later, he realized that she was wearing the same outfit as the person who just...