When “Senator” Chuck Hagel adopts the faux anger of a Lou Dobbs propaganda burst, you can bet your equity that stupidity is not only afoot, but also mounted on wings of hyperbole. The risk is not that great, Chuck Hagel has a proven track record that wouldn’t get a middle class scholar into Harvard. Except to visit the pretty campus and buy a t-shirt. Yes, Chuck Hagel fits the perverted profile of a “Republican Who Has Grown.” Boy, does he make some of us groan. Hagel’s adopted raison d’etre is, of course, his “reasoned” opposition to the presence of the...