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Geez Mr. President, what did I ever do for you to hate me and American's like me so much? I've stood watch against the spread of communism during the cold war and served my country against all enemies foreign and domestic for well over 20 years of my adult life. I've paid my taxes every year since I was 16 years old. I've never accepted unemployment -- even when I was eligible. Instead I pursued another job as doggedly as I possibly could so as not to be a burden on society -- I was properly instructed to do so...

 10. Blog hawking (I know, I know, we're supposed to be nice.)  9. Run-on, single-paragraph posts 8. Pings to Jim Robinson with kiss ass complements 7. Posting "hugh and series", "stuned beeber" or "Bush's fault" 6. A post asking a noOb if they are sure they're logged in 5. Passive-aggressive keyword epithet war 4. Satire posts that fool you (the rest are hilarious) 3. Viking Kitties (just kidding... love ya'... really...  who'd poke fun at you...  rah roh.) 2. Vanities 1. ...

Howard K. Stern just announced on Larry King that he's the Dad of Anna Nicole's Baby and that they're in love. That's all.