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  • New Element Discovered, Heaviest Known to Date!

    04/23/2002 9:38:54 AM PDT · by Free Vulcan · 9 replies · 472+ views
    Unknown ^ | Unknown | Unknown
    The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by chemists. The element, tentatively named Administratum, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However it does have: 1 neutron. 125 assistant neutrons 75 vice-neutrons 111 assistant vice-neutrons This gives it an atomic mass of 312. The 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons. Since it has no electrons, Administratum is inert. However, it can be detected chemically as it impedes every action with which it comes in contact. According to the discoverers, a...
  • DFU SONG: Camp Grenada (Mark Perkel gets busted) 3-12-02

    03/12/2002 5:58:51 PM PST · by doug from upland · 15 replies · 383+ views
    DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland
    MIDI - CAMP GRENADA -- scroll down middle column Hello dirtbag scum Marc Perkel#133;you've been busted#133;what a jerkel You think everything's fascistic#133;you have fans who are both stupid and simplistic You scream Dubya's unelected#133;you are looking so dejected What is Bartcop#133;what's the blather#133;it is truly where those who are insane gather From Australia you're returning#133;in Bush hatred, you are burning You are pudgy and quite scary#133;you should be the doughboy who works for Pillsbury You are wanted by Missouri#133;may you have a hanging jury Big mouth whackjob, we grow weary#133;you act like you've dropped more acid than did Leary...