In solidarity with Stephen Harper, the Alberta Conservative, recently elected in Canada, a timely test for Freepers: Are you a Federal Liberal, Federal Conservative or an Alberta Conservative? This test will help you decide. Your answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Colt .45 Automatic, and you are an expert shot. You have mere...