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  • Math Teacher Arrested At JFK Airport. Suspected Of Belonging To Secret Terror Society

    11/01/2011 3:25:07 PM PDT · by MindBender26 · 53 replies
    Friends and Fiends
    A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a ancient wooden device called a "slide-rule" and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "Al-Gebra has terrorized many young people for years. They...
  • Obama Orders End to ID Checks at White House

    07/29/2010 11:07:40 AM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 21 replies · 1+ views
    Obama Orders End to ID Checks at White House by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · (2010-07-29) — Admitting there’s no way to ask a visitor for identification without treating him like a criminal, President Obama today lifted the requirement that Secret Service, military and police personnel assigned to the White House be required to establish a visitor’s threat status before granting admittance. The move comes just a day after a federal judge, at the president’s request, overturned parts of Arizona’s effort to enforce federal immigration law, including requirements on law enforcers to establish immigration status of alleged perpetrators, and on...