I don't know how I missed this. This is too delicious. Janet Owens, ex-Anne Arundel County Executive, ran a campaign for state Comptroller against King William Donald (who is 84 years old) whose slogan is "Grandpa should give up the car keys." Schaefer's performance as state Comptroller is the stuff of legend (particularly during the Reign of Parris the First). The squabbles that used to erupt during the Board of Public Works meetings have been sources of great amusement across the state. Maryland comptroller candidate Janet S. Owens denounced her opponent yesterday for dubbing her "Mother Hubbard," characterizing the remarks...
