OCTOBER 13, 2004 TO: Bob Schieffer, C(BS) FROM: Dan Rather (Biased), C(BS) I think tonight's debate should be dramatically different from the first two. I think Bush and Kerry should come out with two buckets of fish each. For each question, they should be given thirty seconds and then for the rebuttal - the opposing candidate will reach down into the bucket, pull out some huge striped bass and begin clobbering his opponent seneslessly! That way the candidates will have a 50-50 chance of showing the country what they're made of. Now that would be a debate! Note to Peta,...