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Uncovered: Lost CBS memo regarding format for third and final debate!
CBS
| 10/13/04
| DoctorOfDemocracy
Posted on 10/13/2004 7:17:16 AM PDT by DoctorOfDemocracy
OCTOBER 13, 2004
TO: Bob Schieffer, C(BS)
FROM: Dan Rather (Biased), C(BS)
I think tonight's debate should be dramatically different from the first two. I think Bush and Kerry should come out with two buckets of fish each. For each question, they should be given thirty seconds and then for the rebuttal - the opposing candidate will reach down into the bucket, pull out some huge striped bass and begin clobbering his opponent seneslessly! That way the candidates will have a 50-50 chance of showing the country what they're made of.
Now that would be a debate!
Note to Peta, no animals would be abused in this debate format!
Also, following the debate, I'll cite some instant polling data with forged documents - or better yet - polling data from the 2000 race.
Courage,
Dan Rather
TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bobschieffer; cbs; danrather; debate; debates; fishslappingdance; georgewbush; johnkerry; mediabias
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Pretty scarey stuff eh?
To: DoctorOfDemocracy
I doubt the authenticity of this memo.
To: DoctorOfDemocracy
I am concerned.....BTW Welcome to FreeRepublic!.....
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posted on
10/13/2004 7:20:18 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I will gladly give hope to the hopeless, but I steadfastly refuse to give clues to the clueless.....)
To: DoctorOfDemocracy
OMG - We've got to report this!(/Sarcasm)
4
posted on
10/13/2004 7:22:06 AM PDT
by
msp2004
To: DoctorOfDemocracy; Admin Moderator
The woodwork is porous again today.
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
5
posted on
10/13/2004 7:23:08 AM PDT
by
CaptSkip
(Dan the NewsMan says, "Karma sucks, but Nixonian Karma?...that's a B*tch!")
To: DoctorOfDemocracy
This is similar to my thoughts on the debate format. Except I pictured each candidate having a 2x4. (I'm convident that Dubya can take him out)
6
posted on
10/13/2004 7:24:32 AM PDT
by
kjam22
(What you win them by, is what you win them to)
To: Question Liberal Authority
I question the timing of the release of this secret memo.
7
posted on
10/13/2004 7:25:13 AM PDT
by
rabidralph
(Take responsibility for your life. Vote Republican)
To: Red Badger
To: rabidralph
Oh yes, it is very questionable :)
To: DoctorOfDemocracy
I see the lines I used to read between.
10
posted on
10/13/2004 7:28:03 AM PDT
by
sweetiepiezer
(We have to stop Kerry for our grandkids sake!!!!!!!! GO W)
To: DoctorOfDemocracy
"Thanks! I feel the love!"
I'm sure you do. We're all cat lovers here.
11
posted on
10/13/2004 7:28:08 AM PDT
by
msp2004
To: kjam22
I'm against violence of that kind. That's why I support fish-slap debating. All glory to God and Monty Python.
To: DoctorOfDemocracy
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posted on
10/13/2004 7:29:48 AM PDT
by
jdm
To: CaptSkip
When you say woodwork, it reminds me of Kerry's face and Bush's steadfastness. When you mention porous again, I think of Kerry's arguments (and sigh, our borders too).
To: DoctorOfDemocracy
Kerry would still be beaten pretty bad. He wouldn't want to get those newly manicured nails dirty.
BUSH wins again!
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posted on
10/13/2004 7:30:30 AM PDT
by
swheats
To: DoctorOfDemocracy
I think you forgot to include these guys on the distribution list: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin . . .
To: DoctorOfDemocracy
17
posted on
10/13/2004 7:34:51 AM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: DoctorOfDemocracy
18
posted on
10/13/2004 7:35:59 AM PDT
by
JoJo Gunn
(Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered.©)
To: DoctorOfDemocracy
Hmm...Sounds like a Monty Python Flying Circus sketch...
19
posted on
10/13/2004 7:37:22 AM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
To: skinkinthegrass
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posted on
10/13/2004 7:42:58 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky.)
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