There are three different types of ideas: good ideas, bad ideas, and ideas so horrifically stupid that they will be mocked and scorned by our descendants for centuries to come. Modern left-wingers typically trade in the second sort of idea, while occasionally conjuring up something that unquestionably falls into the third category. Speaking of which, there’s this. After discovering that half of the female Marines can’t meet the minimum physical fitness requirements, usually failing to do three pull-ups, the Corps has decided to delay the standards. This is all part of the process of “equalizing” physical requirements so as to...