Germany's biggest newspaper, Bild, responded to Italian politicians' insults at its nation and its tourists yesterday by staging a "beach scene" outside the Italian embassy in Berlin. Topless blond and brunette beauties cavorted under large striped umbrellas or lolled on deck chairs. The idea was to demonstrate to everyone -- to Italians, in particular -- just how "beautiful, sexy and charming" the Germans are. Bild also published a list of phrases that German travellers in Italy might find useful in "these difficult times." These range from "Great wine, do you have any other warm drinks?" and "It's delicious -- I...