Consider this. If only actress and "Star Trek: Voyager" alum Jeri Ryan had been into getting jiggy with her husband in sex clubs, three distinct groups of people would be very happy. First, obviously, there would be Mr. Ryan himself. Not only would he not have been forced to quit his bid for Illinois senator, he would have gotten to, well, you know with Jeri Ryan in a really funky setting - which, however tacky that might be to us, is what he wanted from the get-go. Second, the Kerry campaign would be ecstatic because he wouldn't be facing incredible...