Your presidential bid can kick off with a captive audience that already knows the difference between “living proof of the American dream” and living proof of the American nightmare—the Democrats. Let’s hope biz whiz former Starbucks’ CEO Howard Schultz puts to good use all he has learned about hypocritical Democrats now that he’s considering running for the 2020 presidency as an ‘independent’. As one of them, leftist scion Schultz is a rare storehouse of inside knowledge. More romantic folk drop bottles with messages into the sea. As CEO of the world’s biggest coffee chain, with more than 28,000 stores in...