And to think if we'd just shown him a little more "respect," Pedro Martinez would be back pitching with the Red Sox for the next three years. Maybe if we'd put his statue on top of the golden dome of the State House. Maybe if Peterborough, N.H., had changed its name to Pedroborough. Maybe if we'd built a Pedro Library on Columbia Point, something equal to the JFK Library. Maybe that would have been enough respect to keep him here. Actually, no. Upon further review, it now can be said that Pedro knows only one measure of respect. And that...