Dustin Haas was playing video games in the living room of his Southeast Portland home one night when one of his pit bulls started growling. Haas wondered what was wrong. He found his dog, Hennessey, outside the bathroom. "The way my dog was barking rapidly" Haas said, "I could tell he was real scared." Haas grabbed a baseball bat out of his sports bag, and stepped into the bathroom. He slowly pulled the shower curtain open, and found a strange man lying in his bathtub, covered in mud, sweating profusely and wearing Haas' University of Oregon Ducks football jersey. "It...