There is a unit of measure for anything that can be measured. Like I said in the title, hotels are rated by the number of stars, with more stars meaning a better hotel. Temperature is measured in degrees, with more degrees indicating higher temperatires. Well I hearby announce the official measure to gage the lunacy of statements made by Democrat Senator Ted Kennedy, the "Fingers of Scotch Scale". Senator Kennedy's statements will now be rated according to how many "Fingers of Scotch" in a normal 14 oz rocks class it took before he was sloshed enough to make whatever inane...
