Why not go to Moscow and enlist. You could learn Korean.
Because I spent twenty years on active duty and retired. I have no particular love of Russia; never been there. I am just hot so fantastically stupid as to believe that Ukraine is winning, or could ever win, the current conflict against Russia. Ukraine is being clubbed to death. When the conflict ends, Ukraine will quite possibly just be a failed state, with various parts picked off by the surrounding states. Now why don't you back up forty paces, sprint forward as fast as you can, do a triple somersault, and disappear up your own butt.