Saturday November 01, 2003 What would Jesus do, think? Well, here it is Jesus called Thursday morning, saying I could have a 10-minute interview at McDonald's, as long as he didn't have to eat anything and if I paid for the coffee. The interview: M.R.: Your take on the war against Iraq? J.C.: I don’t know why either side tries to make this a religious war, against unbelievers or infidels. My father, you know, isn't Christian, Muslim or anything else. He’s the neutral father of all and couldn't care less about how people come to him. Come to think of...