Got this in an email. Thought I'd share it. ---------------------------------------- How do you tell the difference between liberals, conservatives, and southerners? Pose the following question: You are walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Liberal Answer:Well, that is not enough information to answer the...