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For years, pet "owners" suspected, but were unable to prove the absolute fact that dogs who live with liberals tend to be more liberal than dogs who live with conservatives. Now, for the first time ever, this was confirmed in the Indian science journal Jonwar Chodu. Pulling from an absolutely staggering sample size, they were able to scientifically conclude that not only are there general political similarities between humans and their dogs, but in fact these dogs became MORE politicized than their human companions. For example, if the human were to lean to the left a little on social issues...

First of all, whatever, its great that the so-called "press" is reporting that the GDP grew by 3.5 percent in the 3rd quarter of the 2009 fiscal year. But what they aren't telling you is that it has ACTUALLY grown by much, much more. According to the National Research Firm of Non-Partisan Activists, the annual GDP adjusted for market fluctuations, derivatives, premiums and amortization of dynamic assets is actually about 200 times what is being reported by the so-called "news". Basically, its more than ever, and proves that Rush Limbaugh and the right wingers do NOT know what the hell...

The New Theory: Earth’s magnetic field is not produced by an internal dynamo within the planet. The magnetic field and the planet are separate parts of a complex dynamo system surrounding the planet. The system includes the planet, the magnetic field, radiation belts, and ring current. The same is true of the other planets. Saturn, Jupiter, Neptune, and Uranus are visible components of otherwise invisible planetary dynamo systems, which are all housed within a magnetosphere. According to this new theory, there is no internal dynamo within the planet. Planet Earth does not have a unique way of producing it’s magnetic...

All of us Wishes know that Gov. Schwarzenegger is actually on our side and has been for a very long time. Occasionally he has to "act republican" just to calm the 4 or 5 republicans left in California, but we all agreed a while back that this was an acceptable loss. And it has paid off. One of our anthropologists in the field, whose name I cannot disclose, has uncovered a group aboriginals in the Trobriand Islands who heard about the possible banning of big screen TV sets in California and is now EMULATING that by regulating the size of...

The Muffled Oar has reviewed the text of an amendment to the Matthew Sheppard Hate Crimes bill which appears to be headed for law. It expands Federal power and allows the Department of Justice to criminally charge those who attack gays, but not preachers who are attacked for their religious views. An amendment added in conference committee with the support of the Obama/Holder Justice Department radically expands the power of the Federal Government to target political enemies and those exercising their point of view on … blogs. The Muffled Oar broke the story how the DOJ Blog Squad is monitoring...

Its totally disgusting. Apparently, the Postal Service seems to think that minorities are too STUPID to realize that when they buy special stamps made just for them that it won't cover the entire 44 cents required for postage. These stamps are "seemingly" meant to commemorate great civil rights pioneers.....but just look at this stamp below - its only for 42 cents! Nevermind the fact that the Postal Service only wants minorities to use "special stamps" - that's the most racist thing I ever heard of... No, the really troubling part is that they are going to cause all these poor,...

Just like other great men (and womyn!) before him, BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA HAS BROUGHT ABOUT WORLD PEACE. He stands side by side, in his work, with great men like Yasser Arafat and Jimmy Carter. And for those of you who say Obama shouldn't have gotten the prize, please remember that it takes a lot of hard work to get this prestigious award - some people don't get this award because they didn't do enough...even after being nominated FIVE times, like THIS guy:

Various conservative blogs are talking about the existence of a "blog squad" at the U.S. Justice Department. The website, the Muffled Oar writes that a blogging unit formed within the Department of Justice to counter websites with posts, articles, and user comments critical of the Obama administration. Matthew Miller Director of Public Affair at the Justice Department told the Washington Times,: "There is no 'blog squad'. There is Tracy [Russo] who handles online media. It’s the policy of the office of public affairs to not post anonymous comments. We have not seen any evidence that anyone does post comments, and...

The latest issue of Jonwar Chodu, the famous Indian science journal, outlined in its feature article “Carbon free organics” a way to reduce or even eliminate the amount of carbon in the organic foods of tomorrow. Utilizing a modified infusion of Methylokorus Infernorum, a kind of ‘helpful’ bacteria, researchers were able to reduce the so-called “carbo-to” ratio by as much as 90%, and even lower in some cases. Researchers further concluded that “carbon free” plastics could be just around the corner…

The Department of Justice has hired a team of partisan Democrat campaign bloggers to work at the Department.....Tracy Russo is one such blogger from the campaign of John Edwards. The unit is housed in the Office of Public Affairs....They are also tasked with posting anonymous comments, or comments under pseudonyms, at newspaper websites with stories critical of the Department of Justice, Holder and President Obama....“There is clearly a designed effort to rebut stories that are exposing the Holder Justice Department as more political than the last. We’ve seen a change in the pattern of anonymous emails we receive and comments...

he U.S. Civil Rights Commission is not backing off its showdown with the Justice Department about mishandling the voter-intimidation case involving agents of the New Black Panther Party. Nor should it. Yesterday, the commission sent a letter to Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. demanding that Justice "fully cooperate," according to specific legal authority vested in the commission, with the commission's inquiry about why Justice dropped the case after it had already been won. The commission wrote that Justice's replies to earlier commission requests either are "overdue," have been "largely non-responsive" or have provided "none of the documents we requested."

For all of you who don't know already, Ahmadinejad is the democratically elected leader of Iran, which is a sovereign country in Eurasia, itself a very big continent and thus quite legitimate. Anyway. The thing is, he's recently revealed the existence of a so-called "secret" nuclear facility. But I ask you, if he revealed it, obviously it wasn't a secret. Was it? Anyway. The thing is, he's stated that this facility was for the creation of secret nuclear-related green jobs. These are green jobs that Iranians don't want. I'm not sure what precisely these jobs are because they are secret,...

There is a growing body of evidence now to support the theory that Western enviro-pillaging is leading to the flip-flop of the Earth's magnetic field. The acclaimed Indian science journal Jonwar Chodu recently published a controversial piece denouncing the Western World's mining of metal in 3rd world countries. But not for the normal reasons of hegemonic multinational imperialism - itself a good reason to stop all this horrible mining... No, this time it was for a reason far worse. You see, when you take metals from one part of the world, depleting them from whole regions almost entirely, and then...

Please join the boycott of the capitalist company “Dupont”, who for years has been purposely selling more white paint than black paint, or even paint of other colors. For far too long, their carefully selected sales reps have been infiltrating the marketplace, pushing millions of gallons of what amounts to liquefied American dominance to unsuspecting countries around the world. Regulators first became aware of the racially motivated profiteering when the Rolling Stones released their hit single, “Paint it black”, in 1966. Immediately, black paint couldn’t be found ANYWHERE. If you went to Lowes or Home Depot, all you’d find were...

As you can see in this image, the United States Government thought so little of the American Indian Native that they took this picture - of a severed Indian head - and put it on the lowest denomination of currency that they had: the penny. This happened in the 1800's. What's worse, after everyone caught on to the latent racism, and realized that it was all based on occidental white male insecurity and the corporations' desire to keep natives subservient, so as to exploit them, they stopped making these so-called "pennies". BUT THEY NEVER DESTROYED THEM. All over this country,...

Because today is National Undocumented Worker Day (NUWD), I decided to do something about it. It is a travesty what is going on in this country. Millions of so-called "illegals" are deported daily - on a DAILY basis - and it has to stop. Just today I was ordering coffee at Cosi, and the lady there (who is Mexican either Guatemalan or Chilean) couldn't understand my order, messed it up. I wanted to yell at her, make her feel bad in some way, but I stopped myself - because she is here illegally, and I need to put myself in...

Today is the 7th anniversary of our disgusting invasion of Iraq. As you can see, it is being ignored completely by the right wing media, and left entirely up to us to ensure that they are not forgotten. We who know the truth tearfully remember the oppression of George Bush, and we light a Candle to the millions who were swept from their homes, their families, and forced into places like Abu Ghraib, never to return. The current President, our Leader, thank Gaea, has pulled us out of Iraq....but we cannot forget the tragedy our Leader inherited and resolved peaceably....

This September 12th was SUPPOSED to be the day that Nazi's, KKK members, militia wackjobs and christian cultists were supposed to "march on Washington" to get our president impeached because he is black. In reality, only a few hundred of them showed up, according to CNN. However, as you can see from this picture, nearly 2 million COUNTER PROTESTERS showed up to stop them!

This video is all the proof you need that global warming is destroying the planet. In particular, this video sheds light on the oft-rumored but little known phenomenon of MSGW, or, in layman's terms: Micro Scale Global Warming Phenomenon. This phenomenon was first reported in the Indian science journal "Janwar Chodu" - but ignored by George Bush (of course). The details of the theory are something like how on any end of a given scale you'll have a "high" and a "low". On the low end, you'd see freezing - like our recent string of like eight so-called cold spells...

Once in a while, Gentle Wind, one of our super-secret Wishes who works closely with some folks in the White House, well, he sends us an update on some of the deeper "inside" initiatives, maneuverings, etc. that are going on there. All of this is highly "off the record". Here's what he managed to fire off at about 1am this morning regarding Euthanasia and where he sees it in the next 4-20 years... "I am against euthanasia, but not because I think it is wrong, because in truth there is no such thing as ‘wrong’ without a metaphysical origin for...