A Japanese man was trying to exchange 20,000 yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo my yen, today I get hunat eighty?"
The bank teller shrugs and says, "Fluctuations."
The Japanese man replies, "Fluc you white guys, too!"
Oh, Mister Don Derbeck, How could you be so mean? I told you you'd be sorry For inventing that machine. All the neighbors' cats and dogs Will never more be seen, They've all been ground to sausages In Don Derbeck's machine.
Gee, thanks Tuffy. That's what everyone needed this morning - the visual of green sludge coming out your nose.
Rose, got an England question for you (actually, several)
1. What's up with this queen stuff? Don't you think its time passed many moons ago? 2. Why aren't there any English restaruants here in the USA? Outside of Zidder Zee's, I can't think of any. 3. Prince Charles - would you?