Democrat Rules of Golf 1. Democrats get to keep shooting until one gets par or an acceptable score. 2. Democrats are allowed to keep score by hand, Republicans are not allowed to keep score at all, the Democrats will appoint someone to keep score for them. 3. If a Republican shoots par or under par on a hole, a Democratic appointee will sue in Court to a Democratic appointed Judge that the score is invalid. 4. Holes for Democrats will be 3 ft in diameter (to allow less confusion); Republicans will use the regulation size holes. 5. If a ...