Can you hear the loud whine emanating from the coasts? That chorus of dweebs comprises elite newspaper reporters, columnists and so-called influencers who have just heard the news that Elon Musk, the uber-rich new owner and CEO of Twitter, might begin charging $19.99 a month to retain “verification” on his dumb social media platform. Their moans are music to my ears! According to a positively symphonic report from the Verge, Musk is gung-ho on shaking up the entire screwed-up system. “The whole verification process is being revamped right now,” he tweeted. Play on, Elon! Play on! What Maestro Musk is...