My family and I currently reside in a blue zone, and want to move to a red zone. Prompting this desire is the realization that when the balloon goes up, we are more vulnerable in a large urban area. To that end, we would like to move to a more rural area, maybe someplace where we could have some property and be more self-sufficient. We'd like to stay in the West. We'd like to move someplace with low taxes, lenient gun laws, and good quality of life. Schools are not an issue. Don't laugh, but we like to cook and...