Political Satire: Having trouble surviving these times? You’re not alone. Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible: An aging, corrupt old fool somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the events of the day as he prepares to receive his nightly meds… January 20. Begin Transcript. “Well, that was a busy day!” “Yessiree, boss, sure feels good, doesn’t it?” “Yup. All that reading, and speaking, and signing things… and walking up and down stairs… And I didn’t...