AOC has “Occasional Cortex” moments even though they’re only only occasional. Justin Trudeau has none. We rest our case. Mirror mirror on the wall Who’s the dumbest politician of them all? It’s about time we definitively decide which politician has the fewest functioning brain cells. It comes down to an epic battle between Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY).