I have spent hours perusing the quote database on bash.org though some quotes are a bit crude in language others are downright racist (though not as numerous as the crude ones) most are just gut-busting-laugh-out-loud funny. These quotes are usually taken straight from real live IRC chat sessions. Many are geek type humor. Here are a few of my favs: #679080 +(517)- [X] < Ulm > Sigh. I've lost my cow. < Ulm > I think she's learned to open her gate and she's gone. < Ulm > Been looking for about 5 hours now. < dal-X > Need more...