Posted on 06/14/2016 3:03:11 PM PDT by Gamecock
APOPKA, FL – Paula White is partnering with French cosmetics company L’Oréal to launch a new line of make-up products aimed specifically at meeting the significant cosmetic needs of pretend pastors.
White, who serves as “Senior Pastor” over thousands of easily distracted and amused members of the Destiny Christian Center near Orlando, announced and demonstrated some of the new products during a Sermon on how God told her to launch a new make-up line with L’Oréal.
“Nobody appreciates quality make-up like a pastorette,” White explained. “The better we can look, the more people will focus on our beautiful, smiling faces…and not so much on less flattering things.”
“Like the biblical requirements for being a pastor.”
It’s satire people!
These days, it’s hard to be sure.
I hope it’s waterproof. We wouldn’t want any of those Tammy Faye streaks!
LOL!
Pastor-ette! That sounds like something Rush would say.
I will bet there are plenty women out there who would take this make-up line seriously. Inversely, were there “A Cologne for the Gigalo in all of us men”, that too would be a popular selling point, with tongue firmly in cheek. Who can forget “Hai-Karate”?
It won't help the Church of Sweden in Stockholm.
She's on her THIRD marriage.
Paula White recently married Jonathan Cain, the keyboardist from Journey. Evidently, it is the third marriage for both of them.
Cain claims that God told him to divorce his wife and leave his kids. Shortly thereafter, Cain met Paula White on an airplane and they eventually got married.
Recently, they preached together on the importance of Intimacy in marriage. Jonathan Cain, in a major faux pas, encouraged the congregation to watch porn and admonished wives to “find out what your husband’s sexual needs are and meet them.” He said that wives should “educate themselves” and if necessary, watch porn to find out how to meet your husband’s needs. Paula laughed and quickly tried to explain and rationalize her husband’s comments, but they both sounded foolish. To hear the actual sermon with analysis by Chris Rosebough, listen to this episode of “Fighting for the Faith.”
As Chris Rosebough points out, pornography is the worst thing around, and no one should ever look at porn to strengthen their marriage.
Paula and Jonathan are a couple of wolves trying to fleece the flock! (text by Nickey V.)
HEAR IT HERE: http://www.fightingforthefaith.com/2015/09/leviathan-snake-scorpion-attacks.html
https://thewordonthewordoffaithinfoblog.com/2015/09/10/paula-white-marries-jonathan-cain-of-journey-fame-and-he-tells-married-christians-to-watch-porn/
demonstrated some of the new products during a Sermon on how God told her to launch a new make-up line with L’Oréal.
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Is that the same God who said “Man looked at the outside but God looks at the heart...” ???
1 Samuel 16:7
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As requested:
She looks like the answer to the question “Where are They Now?”, this week “What ever happened to the trainer for the 1988 Swedish Bikini Team?”
She looks like she one piece of leather clothing away from joining a Byke Dyke gang...
The true phrase is “women pretending to be pastors”.
Ditto!! "Woman" is not a scriptural modifier for "pastor."
So true.
She looks like she one piece of leather clothing away from joining a Byke Dyke gang...
Hobbit
I could never stand to listen to Paula White preach. She sounds like a southern, black preacher onstage. Nothing wrong with southern, black preachers but she aint one of them.
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