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It’s satire people!


2 posted on 06/14/2016 3:03:36 PM PDT by Gamecock ( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
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To: Gamecock

These days, it’s hard to be sure.


3 posted on 06/14/2016 3:07:39 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: Gamecock
"Paula White Launches New Makeup Line For Pretend Pastors"

It won't help the Church of Sweden in Stockholm.


7 posted on 06/14/2016 3:18:33 PM PDT by Carl Vehse
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To: Gamecock
The reality is much, much, much, much, much worse.

She's on her THIRD marriage.

Paula White recently married Jonathan Cain, the keyboardist from Journey. Evidently, it is the third marriage for both of them.

Cain claims that God told him to divorce his wife and leave his kids. Shortly thereafter, Cain met Paula White on an airplane and they eventually got married.

Recently, they preached together on the importance of Intimacy in marriage. Jonathan Cain, in a major faux pas, encouraged the congregation to watch porn and admonished wives to “find out what your husband’s sexual needs are and meet them.” He said that wives should “educate themselves” and if necessary, watch porn to find out how to meet your husband’s needs. Paula laughed and quickly tried to explain and rationalize her husband’s comments, but they both sounded foolish. To hear the actual sermon with analysis by Chris Rosebough, listen to this episode of “Fighting for the Faith.”

As Chris Rosebough points out, pornography is the worst thing around, and no one should ever look at porn to strengthen their marriage.

Paula and Jonathan are a couple of wolves trying to fleece the flock! (text by Nickey V.)

HEAR IT HERE: http://www.fightingforthefaith.com/2015/09/leviathan-snake-scorpion-attacks.html

https://thewordonthewordoffaithinfoblog.com/2015/09/10/paula-white-marries-jonathan-cain-of-journey-fame-and-he-tells-married-christians-to-watch-porn/

8 posted on 06/14/2016 3:19:26 PM PDT by Brookhaven (Hillary Clinton stood next to the coffin of an American soldier and lied to his parents' face)
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To: Gamecock
Normally Paula White posts will contain at least one photo of her and Bennie Hinn coming out of that motel holding hands.
We might be slipping in our old age....
9 posted on 06/14/2016 3:25:28 PM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Gamecock

The true phrase is “women pretending to be pastors”.


16 posted on 06/14/2016 4:18:39 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
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