Free Republic 3rd quarter FReepathon underway! - Thread 4

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[Mo1]

Mo - hope you folks are Ok!

It's not that bad . just a cold front rolling in that tends to cause alot of boomers

[Jim Robinson]

Just in:

$5 from Alabama
$25 from Ohio
$10 from Tennessee

Thank you Alabama, Ohio and Tennessee!!

Less than $3.5k to go!!

[Just another Joe]

does anyone know an easy way to get sand out of a pool?

Vacuum it straight to the filter.

[Just another Joe]

I'll check in later to see what time we made the fireworks start.

[Mo1]

Thanks Joe for the info

Thank You Freepers from
$5 from Alabama
$25 from Ohio
$10 from Tennessee

[Mo1]

A man and woman are standing at the altar, about to be married, when the bride-to-be looks at her prospective groom and sees that he has a set of golf clubs with him.

"What on earth are you doing with those golf clubs in church?" she whispers.

"Well," he says, "this isn't going to take all afternoon, is it?"

[Jim Robinson]

Ooops.

Just in:

$40 from Texas ("part of this is for the mussel challenge")
$50 from California

Thank you Texas and California!!

Less than $3.5k to go!!

[GeekDejure]

Hi Fiddlstix... Alex here... I really liked it...
but I couldn't keep from editing it to suit my
own view of reality... including all the triple
exclamation points clanging everywhere !!!
and addition of required Ammendment XI

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The Bill Of No Rights !!!

"We, the sensible people of the United States,
in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore
a semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our
nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure
the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and
our great-great-great-grandchildren... hereby try one
more time to ordain and establish the common sense
guidelines for the terminally whiny, the guilt-ridden,
and delusional !!! Hence, we hold these basic truths
to be self-evident: a vast segment of the people are
thoroughly confused by the Bill Of Rights... which is
to say, they are so pathetically dim that they actually
require a Bill Of No Rights" !!!

ARTICLE I
You have No Right to a new car, a big screen TV, or
any other form of wealth !!! More power to you if you
can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing
anything !!!

ARTICLE II
You have No Right to never be offended !!! This great
country is based on freedom, and that means freedom
for everyone... not just you !!! You may leave the room,
turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but
the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be...
and like the rest of us you need to simply deal with it !!!

ARTICLE III
You have No Right to be free from harm !!! If you stick
a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do
not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all
your relatives independently wealthy by having some
money-grubbing lawyer sue them, claiming they didn't
warn you not to stick the screwdriver in your eye !!!

ARTICLE IV
You have No Right to FREE food and housing !!!
Americans are the most charitable people on Earth
and will gladly help anyone in genuine need, but we
are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation
after generation of professional couch potatoes who
achieve nothing more than the creation of another
generation of professional couch potatoes !!!

ARTICLE V
You have No Right to FREE health care !!!
That would be nice, but from the looks of public
housing, we should be very wary of public health
care... or public anything, period !!!

ARTICLE VI
You have No Right to physically harm other people !!!
If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim or kill someone,
don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry
in the electric chair ( yes, capital punishment ) !!!

ARTICLE VII
You have No Right to the possessions of others !!!
If you rob, cheat, steal or coerce away the goods
or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the
rest of us get together and lock you away in a place
where you still will have No Right to a big screen
color TV, pool tables, weight rooms, or a relaxed
and lazy life of leisure !!!

ARTICLE VIII
You have No Right to a job !!! All of us surely want
you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in
hard times. But we expect you to take advantage of
opportunities provided by part time jobs, education
and vocational training that are laid before you to
make yourself useful in this free country !!!

ARTICLE IX
You have No Right to happiness !!!
Being an American means that you have the right
to PURSUE happiness... which by the way, is a lot
easier if you are not foolishly encumbered by an
overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of
you who are confused by the Bill Of Rights !!!

ARTICLE X
This is an English speaking country !!! We don't care
where you are from. We welcome you here. English is
our language and like the one you left behind, we also
have a culture. Learn it or go back to the country and
the living conditions you were fleeing !!!

ARTICLE XI
You have No Right to change our country's history
or heritage !!! This free country was founded upon
the belief in One True God !!! Still, you are given
the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or
no faith at all; with no fear of being persecuted !!!
The phrase "In God We Trust" is a very important
part of our heritage and history, but if you happen
to feel uncomfortable with it... TOUGH SHEET !!!

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IF YOU AGREE
Please share this with a friend !!! No, you don't have to,
and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. However,
it seems about time that common sense is allowed to
flourish onece again in free and beautiful America...
and let's just call this "The Age of Reason Revisited" !!!

CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT ???

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click...click... Alex !!!

[Humidston]

HOORAY - ANOTHER WINNER - BUMP!!!

[Mo1]

Thank You Freepers from
$40 from Texas ("part of this is for the mussel challenge")
$50 from California

[Mo1]

I'll be back in a bit .. I need to figure out something for dinner

[Jim Robinson]

Just in:

$50 from Ohio

With this note:

"I'm donating these monies (on a quarterly basis) for two reasons:
1.) I LOVE the DOSE
2.) I believe Jim Robinson sincerely wants to help re-elect President Bush

If not for these two reasons, I would not support FreeRepublic -- too many of its forums give voice to anti-Bush, anti-Republican hatemongers who weaken rather than enhance our cause!!!"

$20 from Illinois
$20 from Georgia

Thank you Ohio, Illinois and Georgia!!

And you bet I support the re-election of President Bush! 100%! Thank you!!

Less than $3.5k to go!!

[RottiBiz]

Rotti, we really should have the awards banquet at Fawnn's place.

Just in case you missed it Fawnn, Glock posted this on the last thread at #1368.

Knew you would be thrilled. LOL!

[ArneFufkin]

Jim, I propose we raise the rest of the money through speical donations tied to Freeper dware eating his atomic weight (206) in Niger Yellow Cake Uranium.

[Brad’s Gramma]

I WAS going to read this whole thread as I do each day but no no no no no no no no no.....I don't have time today.

And here's a big ole BUMP!

[ArneFufkin]

Looking at the breakdown of donations by state ... it reminds me of my endless frustration that South Dakota warrants two Senate seats.

[Brad’s Gramma]

HEY JIM!!! YO! JIM!!!

The CHECK IS IN THE MAIL!!!

[Jim Robinson]

Heh, heh. Wonder if he'll go for that?

Just in:

$50 from South Carolina
$20 from California
$20 from Oregon

Thank you South Carolina, California, Oregon!!

Less than $3.5k to go!!

[RottiBiz]

Hi Gramma,

We in the home stretch now. Only $3,500 to go!

[Brad’s Gramma]

We need the android to bomb the threads with the pig.

Whatcha think?