CAP TIME - Dan Rather Begs For Crumbs At Saddam Hussein's Palace

25 February, 2003

[Happy2BMe]

Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . . Yes, Mr. Hussein . .

[Commander8]

Comrade Fidel sends his warmest regards.

[blackbart.223]

No surprises here. Dan Rather is a suck up to Castro also.

[KansasCanadian]

Saddam to Dan: "Was that good for you too?"

[Sapper26]

I know it's a custom to kiss on the cheek, Mr. Hussein, but why do I have to kiss you on THAT pair of cheeks.

[Happy2BMe]

Saddam to Dan: So my freend Ruther - I can stay in your apartment, New Yoirk Sheety if I need?

[f.Christian]

bow --- scrape !

[jigsaw]

How does anyone know for sure that that is the REAL Saddam and not a look-alike?

[Revolting cat!]

"Oh, Danny Boy, you've been doing an excellent job for us! And to think that you do it for free from the goodness of you heart! Wanna some burqa nookie?"

[Dengar01]

Dan Rather is an embarassment to this country. I'd love to see what Dan Rather said off the record. He probably told Saddam how much he respects him and how he hates Bush and so on and so forth.

[Slyfox]

Saddam: Yeah, I think you'll fit into the moomoo I got in Hormuz.

[6ppc]

Brit Hume showed some video earlier that made me laugh. All of the video was shot by Iraqi TV, and the clip they showed was obviously staged with the camera pointing down in shots of Blather and up in shots of Saddam. Your title made me think of that shot...fit perfectly!

[GOPJ]

FOX was right when they said Rather woudn't give President Bush this kind of sweetheart deal. Well, sweetheart is my word, but it's the same idea.

[keithtoo]

"Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I cant believe I'm really here!!!

Mr. Hussein, this is just like visiting Disney Land for me, except you're not Goofy or Mickey and even Michael Eisner doesn't frisk me like you did. By the way, can I have my wallet back?

First a hardball question Mr. President, Exalted Ruler Hussein. How do you stay looking so young? You and I are about the same age and I must say you are a stunning figure of a man!

Was that too tough? OK, they get easier from here on out."

[KansasCanadian]

Confine Saddam and Dan to house arrest and make them listen to Christy Lane albums together for a year. They wouldn't make it out alive

[prairiebreeze]

"I'm falling to my knees now, Mr. President. Please try to catch me."

[ohiobushman]

How does anyone know that is dan rather and not a look-alike?

[InvisibleChurch]

Hussein: Yes, after I chop you into many pieces, you will fit inside a bag about this size.

[Happy2BMe]

RUTHER TO SANDMAN: Yes - Yes, I can get you into the Hard Rock in Hollywood - no problems your highness.

SANDMAN to RUTHER: Hardrock!? Hollywoood!? No - I say you head hard, like a block of wood!

[aruanan]

The N.Y. Saddamite goes for the big one.