Posted on 02/10/2003 3:26:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!
Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
Yea an *issue*, sure.
Scary stuff, issues.
You can make an issue of my farts but that ain't gonna stop 'em.
Give ya an example of an *issue*, OK?
Some NY rag digs up dirt on the shrub's nominee for HS & did so with amazing speed & efficiency, don'tcha ya think?
Yet that rag -- & dozens like it -- just couldn't find a single *thing* to substantiate any *one* of Clintigua's peccadillios & corruption.
When the lying SOB was finally NAILED dead-to-right by his own DNA, these same rags were quick to remind us it was "Only about sex" yadayada.
Well now tell me isn't that the same excuse the poor asshole who took a extra-martial squeeze is entitled to?
You can politely take your *issues* & put 'em where the sun don't shine, y'hear?
"...and I believe it will be a big winner in terms of votes!!"
Lemme see, the Rats had the unmitigated gall to place a GD'd trial lawyer on their ticket & they came damned close to winning the election.
Something a short 10 years (or so) prior would've been completely UNthinkable.
~eh?
Get the picture?
HA!!
Votes shmotes.
Best keep that idealism in check son, it's gonna get'cha into [more] trouble.
Let us all wait & see what actually happens with these *issues*.
...shall we? ;^)
Yep...MUD
"Landru, put your clothes back on!!"
And STEP AWAY FROM THE THONG!!
?8D>...MUD (02/11/2003)
To: coteblanche
"Much like 'carte blanche'."
Got it...I promise to quit mispronouncing it from now on...MUD
18 posted on 02/10/2003 9:53:36 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS...Stand Up to Dems and they Scurry Away!!)
To: jla
"Blanche?!?!"
No, "blahhhhhhnsh"...MUD
19 posted on 02/10/2003 9:55:10 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS...Stand Up to Dems and they Scurry Away!!)
Hey, did y'all hear that coteblanche passed away? Was there ever a Tribute Thread fer her?!
She was a sweetheart...MUD
Utmost FReegards to one of the mainstays of the Black threads, Landru the All-Knowing Machine...you know where to find US...MUD
Mia T...Mia T...please check in...yer fans are worried...MUD
Oh, yes I did hear. May she rest in peace.
And unfailingly always a lady. And a pretty smart one at that.
She'd would but I hear her volunteer work for HILLARY FOR PREZ is taking up all of her time. ;^)
...just kidding, of course. ;^)
Yer not gonna take that from HIM, are ya, Mia?!
FReegards...MUD
OUCH!! No way Mia T becomes a Lib'ral, imho...MUD
PRAY for JimRob BY NAME.
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