Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[goldilucky]

Stand in line for reparations? I'm not looking for any.

[goldilucky]

I've heard Rush a few times. I just like listening to George Putnam.

[goldilucky]

I just love their pastry. I often dine in French cafes and I like the French apparel.

[sultan88]

"ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!"

Another of yer classic lines!!

[sultan88]

"Slick and his show spouse, greaseslick, are goin' down..."

I like it...an interesting play on words!!

[sultan88]

Of your recommendations, I have read P.J. O'Rourke's "Give War a Chance" some years ago. GREAT book by one of the best writers of our era!

[jla]

Let me know when you've finished it.
There's some interesting, (I thought), things he threw in the book.

[sultan88]

"Landru dropping boy." Hunh?!

Well, well, well. Happygal may have inadvertantly explained Landru's absence!

[sultan88]

Maybe at our next luncheon, we can have a "book talk".

[Happygal]

Landru dropping boy." Hunh?!

Oops! Sorry Landru - but I can't be held responsible for the worrisome minds of this motley crew ;-)

[jla]

She will be thrilled that you will have thoughtfully picked up her gift BEFORE Valentine's Day this year.

LOL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"book talk"

"History of the American People" by Philip (?) Johnson, a historian from Great Britain...great book that taught me oodles about the incredible rise of the American Juggernaut over the last 400 years.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...at these "book talks", can we at least smoke stogies?!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Landru, put your clothes back on!!"

And STEP AWAY FROM THE THONG!!

?8D>...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'Thriller'

[Mudboy Slim]

"worrisome minds"

I ain't worried...are YOU worried?! Perhaps the Lib'ral RATS are worried...MUD

[FBD]

So you are a Laura Ingraham fan huh? She's awesome. There's something special about conservative/Republican women...

I take it you've heard her show, and probably her impersonations? She's on at nights here, and so I hardly get to hear her, unless I'm on the road.

[mommadooo3]

Ratz.

Here I thought the title had to do with hitlery. Ah, the visions of her dancin' in a stranglehold...compliments of the 'truth'/current events.

[FBD]

"The answer is simple enough. Many of the president's most vociferous critics live and work in exotic enclaves among people who are far more partisan, ideological and cynical than most of their fellow citizens..."

That was a good post, Mud. The Elitist Beltway mentality. They never will get it.

[FBD]

"Who the heck's Eric Alterman?! And where do I need to go to WHUP HIS RAT ARSE?!!"

Who?!? What?

[sultan88]

"History of the American People" by Philip (?) Johnson, a historian from Great Britain...great book..."

Yes, a very good conservative overview of American History written for the general audience. Gave my copy to yankhater.

"BTW...at these "book talks", can we at least smoke stogies?!"

Yes, indeed. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. But now we need to find a downtown eatery that allows cigars. I guess the brewsky place.

[sultan88]

"There's something special about conservative/Republican women..."

Amen, Bro'!!!