Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

De nada, mi amiga...MUD

[goldilucky]

Thanks Dr. Guillotine for this wonderfull invention of eliminatin' Frenchies more speedily!

Although they live in a socialistic culture, I happen to like the French people very much. And the French Revolution was created by "illuminist", Adam Weishapt for the purpose of bringing on socialism for the purpose of destroying the Word of God.

Goldilucky, you should really give the "bionic one" a try. You might like him.

Who or what are you referring to as the "bionic one"?

[goldilucky]

Good post, FBD.

[FBD]

Thanks Goldi,

I like individual Frenchmen, and their ancestors, like Mud...heh,heh. Mud says he's part Frog, and so is Missus Mud.
As to the country of France, however:

Le plus on leur baise le cul, le plus ils nous chient sur la tete.
(The more you kiss their a$$, the more they (fweet) on your head.) --Red Gold

On behalf of Conservative Musician and I; I would like to apologize to all Frogs, for our Scandinavian ancestors comin' down in their long boats, and invadin' yer' fine little country, (the first Normandy invasion, 911 A.C.)and kidnappin' yer fair maidens. (unshaved pits & all)

If you would like reparations, get in line, heh, heh....

[timestax]

bump

[FBD]

"Who or what are you referring to as the "bionic one"?

El Rushbo; Maha Rushie; The Big Guy; Rush Limbaugh, the bionic talk show host.

Rush is absolutely stone deaf. He can't hear a word, without his cochlear[sic] implant.
I developed a great deal of respect for "the bionic one" after he went deaf. Rush didn't whine, didn't feel sorry for himself, even kept up with his show, while going deaf.

Everyone thought he was done as a talk show host, including Bill O'Reilly, who tried to make a bid for the top spot (12:00-3:00 pm ET). Some people don't entirely like O'Reilly for this, (among other reasons.)

No one is a better klintoon basher than Rush, with the exception of maybe...Mud! Rush doesn't mention other talk show hosts, and when callers mention them, he says, "Who's that? Never heard of 'em."

But Rush does say kind things about Paul Harvey. Paul Harvey is liked by everyone, including my Dad,(age 85) who is a lifetime Rat, and can't stand Rush Limbaugh. oh, well.

[FBD]

RE: "Savage Nation",

Thanks for the book recommendation,Sultan.
I'm looking for a book to read, I think I'll get it. I just finished Saddam's Bombmaker", by Dr. Hamza. A surprisingly easy read considering he's a nuclear physicist. Almost reads like a Tom Clancy novel, 'cept... it ain't a novel.
(murrymom & justfred oughta read it.)

My other recommendation: P.J. O'Rourke -"CEO OF ThE SOFA"
In it, P.J. impersonates the writing style of Oliver Wendal Holmes.
and in keeping with the times, I'd like to recommend the following book to Murry Mom, just Fred; (the FWEET-HEAD)and all the rest of our LI-BORE-ALL FRiends:

[Mudboy Slim]

How can Bush's elitist critics be so wrong?
February 5, 2003

By David. A Keene



Some years ago, as a member of the Board of Visitors at Duke University's Public Policy School, I'd meet regularly with then-President (and later Sen.) Terry Sanford and my fellow board members. The overwhelming majority of them were, like Terry, good, honest old-style liberals who were a constant source of both amusement and wonderment.

Our meetings would usually begin with a reception at the president's home where we would mingle with members of what the organizers liked to refer to as the Duke Community. I mention this now because what struck me about these folks was just how out of touch they were with what was going on outside their community.

Then-Sen. Jesse Helms (R-N.C.) was a phenomenon they just couldn't understand. They had no idea how he had managed to get himself elected, but were convinced that he couldn't conceivably be reelected - he was to serve two more terms - for the simple reason that none of them had ever met anyone who had voted for him.

In short, they didn't get it and really never could. The people who toiled for a living outside their immediate environment might as well have inhabited Middle Earth.

I got to thinking of the folks with whom I sipped sherry at those receptions last week in the wake of President Bush's State of the Union speech and the uproar over his decision to come down in a limited way on the side of those opposed to affirmative action. The evidence suggests that a lot of the president's critics in this city don't get it either and for the same reason. Like my old friends from Duke, they live in a world divorced from reality.

Network talking heads and analysts in the print media were comfortable echoing Democratic charges following the speech that Bush failed on both the domestic and foreign fronts to make much of a case for his policies. The public, however, must have been listening to someone else.

In ensuing days, pollsters began to discover that support for the president on Iraq was increasing because most of those polled concluded that we ought to act and act quickly - even if we have to do it without the United Nations - to deal with Saddam.

Those numbers must have been hard to swallow in some circles. After all, it had become generally accepted that whatever support Bush might once have had for action against Iraq had been frittered away because Hans Blix and his ragtag entourage of U.N. bureaucrats haven't been able to come up with the "smoking gun" that Bush's critics insist he must produce before taking action against Iraq.

If they were right about Bush's crumbling support and the inadequacies of his speech, it's hard to fathom how one can even begin to explain the growing public support it generated.

Either he had the support in the first place and was far more eloquent and substantively convincing than his critics claim. Or he managed to once again pull the wool over the eyes of a gullible public. His critics aren't about to admit that they were wrong or that Bush did the job the polls suggest he did. So they are left to suggest that the people to whom he directed his message aren't very bright.

The problem with this is that these are the same people they have to convince of the righteousness of their cause. Perhaps that's why they continually underestimate their savvy. The simple-minded, but direct, attacks on a president they describe as continually plotting new ways to fleece us all for the financial benefit of a few of his wealthy friends has never played well - possibly because people are too smart for so simple-minded a message.

The question any reasonable observer ought to be pondering is: How can the president's elite critics get it so wrong so often? The answer is simple enough. Many of the president's most vociferous critics live and work in exotic enclaves among people who are far more partisan, ideological and cynical than most of their fellow citizens; enclaves as representative of this country as Duke is of North Carolina.

No wonder they don't get it.



David Keene, chairman of the American Conservative Union, is a managing associate with the Carmen Group, a D.C.-based governmental affairs firm

[Mudboy Slim]

"I happen to like the French people very much."

My wife's parents are both from French-Canadien descent and my mom is of 50% French ancestry, but I'll be the first to admit I don't know a whole lotta folks currently living in France. Still, I gotta wonder about the mindset of a people who can elect such a gutless, conniving WORM as Chirac!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"85 posted on 02/11/2003 10:35 AM EST by Landru

Oh my gawwwsshhh!! He's alive!!! Welcome back. You have been missed! The last I heard from you was the same day my cat died. And I have been sooo lonesome. (For my cat.)

[sultan88]

"I gotta run by Wal-Mart and pick up the Missuz' Valentine's present...MUD"

She will be thrilled that you will have thoughtfully picked up her gift BEFORE Valentine's Day this year.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Git Me Some Justice!!"
(To be sung to Spencer Davis Group's "Gimme Some Lovin'")

Well, my temperature's rising as we FReep the RATS' Whore...
Plenty FReepers rockin' 'cuz they know what's in store...
Let me sing, Limbaugh, let US show what we've got...
Folks, Slick Willie's sleazy, Black thread is hot!!

{c:Chorus}
So glad you made it...so glad we made it
I gotta git me some Justice!! Git me some Justice!!
Gonna git Justice...Clinton Shall Pay!!

Well I feel so good everything sounding hot
Better take it easy cause the place is on fire
Been a hard day, and I don't know what to do
Wait a minute baby it could happen to you

{c:Chorus}
So glad we made it, so glad we made it
You gotta gimme some lovin, gimme some lovin,
Gimme some lovin, every day!!

Well I feel so good, everybody's gettin high
Better take it easy cause the place is on fire
Been a hard day, nothin went too good,
Now I'm gonna relax, honey, everybody should

{c:Chorus}
So glad we made it, so glad we made it
You gotta gimme some lovin, gimme some lovin,
Gimme some lovin, every day!!

Work in progress...MUD

[sultan88]

"Besides, you shunted me outa the process ages ago when you took my "rulings" & pittled all over 'em. (~hurt my goddam *feelings*, ya did.)

And for that I humbly apologize a thousands times. I will never, ever pittle over yer profound judgments again.

[Mudboy Slim]

"you took my "rulings" & pittled all over 'em."

SHEEEEESH...Landru's "rulings" were not based on facts...MUD

[sultan88]

"And I do like Michael Savage when I get the rare opportunity to hear him, which is usually while on the road."

Whilst yer FReepin' away at 10 PM to 1 AM, tune in to The Savage Nation on WRVA radio, 1140 on your AM dial.

[sultan88]

"...Her alleged suicide..."

Yes, it is still unresolved as far as I am concerned. Marilyn Monroe may have had a lot of *stuff* on the Kennedys.

[sultan88]

"Sultan...You've read Mission Compromised by Ollie North, haven't you?"

I am going to delve into my personalized autographed copy of that next. Signed by Ollie when he was in Richmond Sep 7th.

[KLT]

MUD, did you hear about that new book just written by the high ranking military man who carried around the nuclear football for Clintoooooon....It looks unbelievable...The man was beyond horrible....

[sultan88]

Thanks for the "Lovely Laura" Link!