Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Boldly Just!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")

Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades...
Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick...
Slick's felony schemes grow...mud sneers at RATS' classless crowd!!

Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!!
STOOOOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan...
Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead...
But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"

'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!!
Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!!
Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!!
Just ask the Sultan!!

Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...songs ooze pure euphoria!!
Kristinn is young, full of daring...
And really quite steady when the RATS come round!!
JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow...
In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!!
And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!!
Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS Fool...
But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Old as MUD!!
Yeah, yeah...
Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie)
We're Bold and Just!!
Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Heh heh heh...MUD

138 posted on 12/20/2002 12:21 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[stand watie]

!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Rainbow Stew: Merle Haggard.

Written by Merle Haggard.
(© Tree Publishing.)
From "Rainbow Stew: Live at Anaheim Stadium", © 1981, MCA.

There's a big, brown cloud in the city,
And the countryside's a sin.
An' the price of life is too high to give up,
Gotta come down again.
When the world wide war is over and done,
And the dream of peace comes true.
We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' that rainbow stew.

When they find out how to burn water,
And the gasoline car is gone.
When an airplane flies without any fuel,
And the satellite heats our home.
One of these days when the air clears up,
And the sun comes shinin' through.
We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
An' eatin' that rainbow stew.

Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon,
Underneath that sky of blue.
All be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
An' eatin' that rainbow stew.

Instrumental break.

You don't have to get high to get happy,
Just think about what's in store.
When people start doin' what they oughta be doin',
Then they won't be booin' no more.
When a President goes through the White House door,
An' does what he says he'll do.
We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' that rainbow stew.

Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon,
Underneath that sky of blue.
We'll all be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' some rainbow stew.

Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon,
Underneath that sky of blue.
All be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' rainbow stew.

[Mudboy Slim]

Who the heck's Eric Alterman?! And where do I need to go to WHUP HIS RAT ARSE?!!

FReegards...MUD

[FBD]

Mud quote:"The moral of the story is - give thanks to God on high that the French are not helping us!"

dwarfgator quote on another thread:
Don't worry about the French, they'll be there for us when they need us!"

Bwaahaha!!!

>Thanks Dr. Guillotine for this wonderfull invention of eliminatin' Frenchies more speedily!

FBD off to work, w/radio on, as el rushbo's back. Goldilucky, you should really give the "bionic one" a try. You might like him. BTW- I knew who Paul Harvey was, I was messin with ya...
Good Day!
FBD

[stand watie]

!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"D'A$$hole and Goofy Nutjob Wife ARE FELONS!!!"

"Right after then-Congressman Tom Daschle dumped his first wife for a younger, prettier one, the former Miss Kansas Linda Daschle went to work as chief lobbyist for the Air Transport Association the airline industry’s main lobby; she then became the senior vice president of the American Association of Airport Executives; and these days hangs her hat at the pricey top Washington law/lobby shop Baker, Donelson, Bearman & Caldwell, headed by former GOP Senate leader and ex–Reagan chief of staff Howard Baker — where she peddles influence on behalf of a long list of lucrative aviation clients. The clients for whom Linda lobbied brought more than $5.86 million into Baker, Donelson in one three-year period, including Northwest Airlines ($870,000 from 1997 through 2001) and American Airlines ($1.26 million in fees). Northwest was already teetering on the edge of bankruptcy even before 9/11. American, which has had six fatal crashes since 1994 (not counting 9/11) and has been repeatedly fined by the FAA for a skein of safety violations, had the reputation as the most unsafe major U.S. carrier. Yet these two clients of Linda Daschle’s got nearly $1 billion from the airline bailout her husband pushed into law — thanks to which Northwest (which was the second largest contributor to Senator Daschle’s 1998 campaign, and which scooped up $404 million in government cash) actually posted a $19 million profit in the third quarter after the twin-towers attacks. And, as the lone senator to vote against the bailout, Illinois GOPer Peter Fitzgerald, decried, “The only people who got bailed out were the shareholders. The 1 million airline employees were left twisting in the wind.” So much for the populist noises that occasionally come from Senator Daschle’s mouth."

Pass it on...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FWIW...DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe Shall Be INDICTED!!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

FReegards...MUD

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the heads up!

[Mudboy Slim]

William Jefferson Clinton is a Felon, a Serial Rapist, a Conspirator to Murder, a Mass-Murderer, a TRAITOR, and a Tyrant...he feels he needs to keep running his yap to seem relevant, becuae he realizes the Tsunami of Justice is about to come crashing down on him!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"el rushbo's back"

Yes...Life is GOOD!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"el rushbo's back"

Yes...Danny Glover's now on MUD's $#!+list...MUD

[OldFriend]

Not sure why, but MSNBC comes to mind.

[Happygal]

*ROFL*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Landru - boy has that humour been missed around here!!!:-)

I've spent the whole day, sitting through a mind-numbing District Court (working! NOT as a defendant! *L*) and I log on to find Landru dropping boy.

Ye just made me day! :-)

[BOBTHENAILER]

And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!!
Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS Fool...

This is too good. Mud's nonstop assault continues. Slick and his show spouse, greaseslick, are goin' down

[Mudboy Slim]

"MSNBC comes to mind."

You could be right...apparently, Alterman considers Chris Matthews a Conservative...BWAHAHAHA!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Landru dropping boy."

Hunh?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...we'd be talking about the death of his sexlife."

Let's not and say we did...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Slick and his show spouse, greaseslick, are goin' down!!"

Indubitably...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"George W. Bush: A Really Remarkable Man!! (Lyn Nofzinger)"

"George W. Bush is really a remarkable man. No president that I can think of has had his plate piled as high with problems during his first years as has this president. And yet he has handled all of them with no outward signs of stress or panic. In fact, all things considered, he’s hanging in there pretty good. From the start and during his entire time in office he’s had to fight off charges that he’s an illegitimate president, that he’s a lightweight and a tool of big oil. Those charges alone could easily bring out any latent timidity in a president. There’s been no sign of it in Bush."

Very good article, IMHO...MUD