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Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"
The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/10/2003 3:26:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD


TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; Crime/Corruption; Government; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Looks like Dubyuh's gonna be a big winner by making Tort Reform an issue in his second term..."

Yea an *issue*, sure.
Scary stuff, issues.
You can make an issue of my farts but that ain't gonna stop 'em.

Give ya an example of an *issue*, OK?
Some NY rag digs up dirt on the shrub's nominee for HS & did so with amazing speed & efficiency, don'tcha ya think?

Yet that rag -- & dozens like it -- just couldn't find a single *thing* to substantiate any *one* of Clintigua's peccadillios & corruption.
When the lying SOB was finally NAILED dead-to-right by his own DNA, these same rags were quick to remind us it was "Only about sex" yadayada.

Well now tell me isn't that the same excuse the poor asshole who took a extra-martial squeeze is entitled to?

You can politely take your *issues* & put 'em where the sun don't shine, y'hear?

"...and I believe it will be a big winner in terms of votes!!"

Lemme see, the Rats had the unmitigated gall to place a GD'd trial lawyer on their ticket & they came damned close to winning the election.
Something a short 10 years (or so) prior would've been completely UNthinkable.
~eh?
Get the picture?

HA!!
Votes shmotes.
Best keep that idealism in check son, it's gonna get'cha into [more] trouble.

Let us all wait & see what actually happens with these *issues*.

...shall we? ;^)

941 posted on 12/15/2004 7:07:09 AM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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To: Landru
"Landru's STILL in the Band!!"

Yep...MUD

942 posted on 02/15/2005 7:54:49 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Decrease the Federal Expenditures as a percentage of GDP from its present 20% to 12% by 2013!!)
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To: sultan88; Happygal; Landru; jla; Ragtime Cowgirl; PhiKapMom; mommadooo3; AuntB; stand watie

"Landru, put your clothes back on!!"

And STEP AWAY FROM THE THONG!!

?8D>...MUD (02/11/2003)


943 posted on 02/15/2005 7:14:54 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (Decrease the Federal Expenditures as a percentage of GDP from its present 20% to 12% by 2013!!)
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To: coteblanche; jla; FBD; Landru; MeekOneGOP; JohnHuang2; Jhoffa_

To: coteblanche
"Much like 'carte blanche'."
Got it...I promise to quit mispronouncing it from now on...MUD

18 posted on 02/10/2003 9:53:36 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS...Stand Up to Dems and they Scurry Away!!)

To: jla
"Blanche?!?!"
No, "blahhhhhhnsh"...MUD

19 posted on 02/10/2003 9:55:10 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS...Stand Up to Dems and they Scurry Away!!)

Hey, did y'all hear that coteblanche passed away? Was there ever a Tribute Thread fer her?!

She was a sweetheart...MUD


944 posted on 03/15/2005 6:10:54 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Hmmmm...President George Allen? That's worth considering fer 2008!!)
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To: Landru

Utmost FReegards to one of the mainstays of the Black threads, Landru the All-Knowing Machine...you know where to find US...MUD


945 posted on 03/15/2005 6:11:54 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Hmmmm...President George Allen? That's worth considering fer 2008!!)
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To: Mia T; jla; FBD

Mia T...Mia T...please check in...yer fans are worried...MUD


946 posted on 03/15/2005 6:22:32 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Hmmmm...President George Allen? That's worth considering fer 2008!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Oh, yes I did hear. May she rest in peace.

947 posted on 03/15/2005 8:28:08 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
She was a sweetheart...MUD

And unfailingly always a lady. And a pretty smart one at that.

948 posted on 03/15/2005 11:01:15 AM PST by jla
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To: Mudboy Slim
Mia T...Mia T...please check in...yer fans are worried...MUD

She'd would but I hear her volunteer work for HILLARY FOR PREZ is taking up all of her time. ;^)

949 posted on 03/15/2005 11:04:51 AM PST by jla
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To: Mia T

...just kidding, of course. ;^)


950 posted on 03/15/2005 11:05:27 AM PST by jla
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To: jla; Mia T
"...her volunteer work for HILLARY FOR PREZ is taking up all of her time."

Yer not gonna take that from HIM, are ya, Mia?!

FReegards...MUD

951 posted on 03/15/2005 1:32:07 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (Hmmmm...President George Allen? That's worth considering fer 2008!!)
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To: Mia T; Mudboy Slim
Maybe Mia met up with one of Teresa Heinz-Kerry's sons?
Who knows, next time she logs on here it could be as Mia H
952 posted on 03/15/2005 2:20:43 PM PST by jla
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To: jla; Mia T

OUCH!! No way Mia T becomes a Lib'ral, imho...MUD


953 posted on 03/16/2005 3:53:51 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (Hmmmm...President George Allen? That's worth considering fer 2008!!)
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To: Disco Dave; All
PING.

PRAY for JimRob BY NAME.

free dixie,sw

957 posted on 05/14/2008 9:48:28 PM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Disco Dave
very true!!!

free dixie,sw

960 posted on 05/15/2008 7:49:33 AM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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