Black XIII: "Common Thread" (SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)

The MudCave ^ | 13 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim...the RightWingRager!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Black I
Black II
Black III
Black IV
Black V
Black VI
Black VII
Black VIII
Black IX
Black X
Black XI
Black XII

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

So, you ask, what's the "Common Thread" referring to?! Well, I'm awful glad ya asked..."Common Thread" is the title of a CD put out in 1993 by a number of modern Country performers, each performing an Eagles song. "Tequila Sunrise", for example, is sung by Alan Jackson, and "Desperado" is performed by Clint Black, and "Take It To the Limit" is performed by Suzy Bogguss...it's really a neat CD, and we shall FReep every song on it by the end of this thread...MUD

[sultan88]

The Wager between Landru and Mudboy Slim (Re: Terry McAuliffe)

The Terms:

Landru: They go after the punk, say, within the next year beginning today...Tuesday August 13th, 2002? "I'll FedEx ya a case of Hienekens, a case of Milwaukee's finest bratwursts (fresh from the elfs at Usinger's ~you'll have to supply your own buns & condiments...), & a box of Garcia & Vegas' best."

Slim: Yer on, my FRiend...beer, brats and stoagies will provide much motivation fer the late night FReepin' excapades!!

Landru: "If they *don't*?? I'd like to know what I'll be getting from the Mud Cave out there in ol' Virginny?"

Slim: Hmmmm...on the unlikely chance that our efforts fail, I'll gladly send you a case of Legends Ale (good stuff from the local microbrewery), a big ol' Smithfield Ham, and a box of Macanudos.

Slim: T-Mac's goin' DOWN!!

Slim: FReegards...MUD

The Status:

Today, December 13, 2002, is the four-month anniversary of this much-watched wager from Black IX. As the appointed judge, I, the fair and unbalanced Sultan, do hereby report that on Day 121 of this year-long wager, Terry McAuliffe has not been indicted. Therefore, Landru is winning, (unfortunately).

Mudboy Slim is beginning to feel like the Boston Red Sox.

[Mudboy Slim]

"on Day 121 of this year-long wager, Terry McAuliffe has not been indicted. Therefore, Landru is winning"

Thank you fer yer unbiased analysis, my FRiend...T-Maxx got a bulls-eye on his Botox and we've got the ammo to put him away 4ever!!

Just you watch...MUD

[sultan88]

"...we've got the ammo to put him away 4ever!!"

We shall see. Meanwhile, I have some Firesign Theater to listen to.

[jla]

Mudboy Slim is beginning to feel like the Boston Red Sox.

LOL!!!
...and I still have to chuckle, loudly, when I think of the Virginia ham fallin' thru the skylight!.

[Landru]

Why thank you sultan.

But just know I've one of those tear-away date calanders, & *the* date in question -- Tuesday August 13, 2002 -- hangs on my office BB.
Complete with a handwritten desciption of *why* it's there.

I leave nothing to chance when there's dealings with a slippery, muddy eel.

...so how's that FT coming, anyway?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Virginia ham fallin' thru the skylight!"

Heh heh heh...that was a good one!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...do you have yer own camoflage clothing fer our BlackOps-style FReep on the McAwfulCave or shall I prepare to attire you properly once you arrive to the MudCave?! And don't worry 'bout the facepaint...I've got it covered.

[Mudboy Slim]

"SlickWillie FOOLS!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "BellBottom Blues")

SlickWillie FOOLS, you make US fight...
Right ain't gonna lose this feeling!!
And FReepers shall choose...a rage to ignite...
It shall be 'gainst YOU, Bubba!!!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In their hearts, Libs don't like RAPE!!

Left's all Wrong, but we're alRight!!
OUR Nation's still healthy, Patriots!! Ahh-hmmmm...
RightWing is Strong, and We'll Win the Fight!!
Lib'rals best git usedta LOSIN'!!

Do you wanna help MUD Dethrone Left's Whore?!! Do You?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Truth SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
In Slick's Cell, RATbi+c# shall be RAPED!!

(Purty jammin' by TheBigMan)

Are ya gonna Help US Win the Culture War?!! Will YOU?!!
Are ya gonna TEACH Libs ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
RATS're DOLTS...but Left's Minds We'll Save!!

SlickWillieFOOLS, tell Slick "Good-Bye!!"
We're surely gonna FReep as "FRiends"...
And when we do, don't act surprised...
When you hear Slick loves his CellMateBuggerin'!! OOOOOOOH!!

FReepers Gonna Help US Win the Culture War!! Are YOU?!!
Are ya gonna FReep Slick ev'ry time ya can?!
I dare ya!! DO IT!! 'Cuz...
We can't let Slick git away!!
Right SHALL Indict Left's Sleaze!!
We can't let Clinton Sanction RAPE!!
Slick's a BUM...Young girls Bill RAPES!!
We Shan't Let RacistWillie Skate!!
RATS, yer dumb...but Slick's a Snake!!

Mudboy Slim

Bill Clinton Shall Be Dethroned When Leftist RATS Reject His Faux Populism!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 11/20/2002 5:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!!
Cowards with no soul...Ugly Sows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Whup DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards fear our roll...Shut Left's Mouths!!
Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick KILL Ronnie Brown?! Why did Bill bite J's lip?!
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Bush...Shall Seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned OFF!!
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Make OUR Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...No Question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate Shall Then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)

Time to take off the gloves and point out how ridiculous the DemonRAT's Party has become...just a bunch of whinin' LeftyLosers beggin' fer scraps from the Table of the All-Pwerful Federal Leviathan!! Quotes, links, cartoons, and personal stories are welcomed if they serve to Educate the Sheeple as to what they're voting for when they vote for any candidate who would vote for either D'asshole or li'l Dickie Gephardt as RAT Leader!!

This could get fun...MUD

1 posted on 08/19/2002 11:12 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

This IS Fun...Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Lib'rals...my FRiends...
When will yer hatred disappear?!
Leftists...my bro's...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why Clinton Lied!!
But Lib'rals...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!

Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah...
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let DemonRATS git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!
Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

Revised today...MUD

15 posted on 11/16/2002 7:01 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[jla]

In case you may have forgot:

Cantor Holiday Party
Annual Holiday Party on December 16th, 2002

Party | Contact: Laura McMichael / 804-358-6160

Date - Monday, December 16, 2002
Time - 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM
Please RSVP!

Congressman and Mrs. Eric Cantor invite you to their annual Holiday Party on Monday, December 16th, 2002, from 6:00 to 8:00 pm.

Come celebrate the season at the Sheraton Park South Hotel, located at 9901 Midlothian Turnpike in Richmond.

This event is free of charge. For directions or to RSVP, please see contact information above. We hope to see you there!

[jla]

I received the two CD's.
I'll give them a thorough listening to during the day.
Thank you.

Oh, I probably shouldn't mention this, but on the way up to D.C. we stopped by Terry Mac's place to implement Mud's caper.
The plan hit a snag though when the McAuliffe's pet cat wondered onto the scene & Mud unwittingly stepped on it's tail. The beast let out a very loud screeeech, which in turn caused Mud to rapidly flee to his Mudmobile & burn rubber down the road.

I think he must've drove over a mile before he realized he had left me behind.

[Landru]

"I received the two CD's. I'll give them a thorough listening to during the day. Thank you."

Great, j.
Looking forward to a review.

"Oh, I probably shouldn't mention this, but on the way up to D.C. we stopped by Terry Mac's place to implement Mud's caper."

HA!
Well I can see -- obviously -- y'all aren't in the hoosgow, anyway.

"The plan hit a snag though when the McAuliffe's pet cat wondered onto the scene & Mud unwittingly stepped on it's tail."

The clod.
Now you can better understand why I was looking to the sky light for the *grand* entrance of the, "Virginny Ham," huh?

"The beast let out a very loud screeeech..."

Yea, well the thing's still alive, eh?
'Rats killing cats might sound like the classic, "man bites dog" story, and yet?
We know better, right? :o)

"...which in turn caused Mud to rapidly flee to his Mudmobile & burn rubber down the road."

Awwwww c'mon j!
Aren'tcha asking a lot of us to believe that?
Mud drives a Ford, for chrissakes.
Burning oil?
Yea, sure.
Why I'd be surprised if the thing even made it outa his driveway -- nevermind burning rubber.

Now go ahead & admit it; you drove, didn'tcha?

"I think he must've drove over a mile before he realized he had left me behind."

Fleeing the scene, huh?

...& in your car, too. ;^)

[Happygal]

Sounds like you guys will be all partied out before Christmas :-)

Hope you are having LOTS of fun. :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Cantor Holiday Party
Annual Holiday Party on December 16th, 2002
Sheraton Park South Hotel, located at 9901 Midlothian Turnpike in Richmond.
Party Contact: Laura McMichael / 804-358-6160
Time - 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM
Please RSVP! "

That sounds like a HOOt...d'ya reckon EricC's gonna hop up on the bar and dance the FunkyChicken again?! LOL...wonder how many OldDominionFReepers are planning on attending?!

Thanks fer the heads-up and FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"McAuliffe's pet cat wondered onto the scene..."

I never have been a cat-person...I swear they're all workin' undercover fer the RATS...LOL!! But next time--NEXT TIME--we'll be ready fer the li'l pussy!!

Sorry 'bout leaving you behind...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The beast let out a very loud screeeech..."

And then the cat meowed really loud...'twas purty ugly there fer a spell...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Fleeing the scene, huh?"

Always one step ahead of the law...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...all partied out before Christmas :-)"

Heck no, my Irish Lass...US RedneckRockers are jist gittin' warmed up...MUD