[sultan88]

The Wager between Landru and Mudboy Slim (Re: Terry McAuliffe)

The Terms:

Landru: They go after the punk, say, within the next year beginning today...Tuesday August 13th, 2002? "I'll FedEx ya a case of Hienekens, a case of Milwaukee's finest bratwursts (fresh from the elfs at Usinger's ~you'll have to supply your own buns & condiments...), & a box of Garcia & Vegas' best."

Slim: Yer on, my FRiend...beer, brats and stoagies will provide much motivation fer the late night FReepin' excapades!!

Landru: "If they *don't*?? I'd like to know what I'll be getting from the Mud Cave out there in ol' Virginny?"

Slim: Hmmmm...on the unlikely chance that our efforts fail, I'll gladly send you a case of Legends Ale (good stuff from the local microbrewery), a big ol' Smithfield Ham, and a box of Macanudos.

Slim: T-Mac's goin' DOWN!!

Slim: FReegards...MUD

The Status:

Today, December 13, 2002, is the four-month anniversary of this much-watched wager from Black IX. As the appointed judge, I, the fair and unbalanced Sultan, do hereby report that on Day 121 of this year-long wager, Terry McAuliffe has not been indicted. Therefore, Landru is winning, (unfortunately).

Mudboy Slim is beginning to feel like the Boston Red Sox.

[Mudboy Slim]

"on Day 121 of this year-long wager, Terry McAuliffe has not been indicted. Therefore, Landru is winning"

Thank you fer yer unbiased analysis, my FRiend...T-Maxx got a bulls-eye on his Botox and we've got the ammo to put him away 4ever!!

Just you watch...MUD

[jla]

Mudboy Slim is beginning to feel like the Boston Red Sox.

LOL!!!
...and I still have to chuckle, loudly, when I think of the Virginia ham fallin' thru the skylight!.

[Landru]

Why thank you sultan.

But just know I've one of those tear-away date calanders, & *the* date in question -- Tuesday August 13, 2002 -- hangs on my office BB.
Complete with a handwritten desciption of *why* it's there.

I leave nothing to chance when there's dealings with a slippery, muddy eel.

...so how's that FT coming, anyway?

[bert]

For those contemplating side bets, please recall that over and over, Landru has proven to be very wise.

[Mudboy Slim]

The Wager between Landru and Mudboy Slim (Re: Terry McAuliffe)

The Terms:

Landru: They go after the punk, say, within the next year beginning today...Tuesday August 13th, 2002? "I'll FedEx ya a case of Hienekens, a case of Milwaukee's finest bratwursts (fresh from the elfs at Usinger's ~you'll have to supply your own buns & condiments...), & a box of Garcia & Vegas' best."

Slim: Yer on, my FRiend...beer, brats and stoagies will provide much motivation fer the late night FReepin' excapades!!

Landru: "If they *don't*?? I'd like to know what I'll be getting from the Mud Cave out there in ol' Virginny?"

Slim: Hmmmm...on the unlikely chance that our efforts fail, I'll gladly send you a case of Legends Ale (good stuff from the local microbrewery), a big ol' Smithfield Ham, and a box of Macanudos.

Slim: T-Mac's goin' DOWN!!

Slim: FReegards...MUD

The Status:

Today, December 13, 2002, is the four-month anniversary of this much-watched wager from Black IX. As the appointed judge, I, the fair and unbalanced Sultan, do hereby report that on Day 121 of this year-long wager, Terry McAuliffe has not been indicted. Therefore, Landru is winning, (unfortunately).

Mudboy Slim is beginning to feel like the Boston Red Sox.


3 posted on 12/13/2002 6:42 PM EST by sultan88