RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Quite Sincerely...MUD
McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...Truth's gonna flow!!
T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care!!
Punk's fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitor but RAT-Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, Let Sheeple Know.
Then one day that Winnick shyster bought Slick Willie's maid
And loved Terry 'cuz T-Mac's gay...but Ol' Slick saved his A!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
Slick wishes Terry's still his ButtBoyDream!!
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Slick and T-Mac sittin' in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!
First comes the Trial, then comes Jail...
Then young Chelsea MUD shall disparage!!
President William J. Clinton
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20500
Re: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"
Dear Mr. President:
A number of months have now passed since the United States Senate failed in its Constitutional Duty to uphold and protect the sanctity of the Office of the Presidency of the United States, by sleep-walking through a sham Impeachment Trial and thereby allowing a blatant Perjurer, Obstructer of Justice, and out-and-out lowlife to retain the once-revered Oval Office. While this failure was indeed disappointing to millions upon millions of patriotic Americans accross this great land of ours, it will ultimately prove invaluable in targeting specific Effete Elite Senators for future removal from elected office. Senators who believe elected officials are above the Laws they themselves enact have no business retaining their Seats of Power, and they will be dealt with in due time. However, the immediate crisis facing this Nation is the indisputable fact that its highest elected official is not only a proven Felon, but we have since learned you are an alleged Rapist (Juanita Broaddrick and others), an Abuser of Power (IRS-Gate, File-Gate, the dog-wagging Kosovo Massacre, and the heretofore under-reported manipulation of the National Media), and a bought and paid-for Communist-Chinese Traitor to the national interests of the American People. And let no one forget--least of all the Rosenbergs--that TREASON is at the very least an IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!
This, of course, will not stand! The wheels of justice may turn all-too-slowly for this man's taste, but they are already turning in preparation for the Re-Impeachment of you, William Jefferson Clinton. Senators who are already on record as approving of a Felon in the Oval Office will soon be presented with the opportunity to weigh in on whether or not they support a TREASONOUS TYRANT whose acceptance of bribes from the Red Chinese Military Leadership--and the "quid-pro-quo" sale of sensitive nuclear technology to same--has resulted in an increasingly dangerous future for all Americans (and an expensive new Cold War with our #1 Geopolitical Foe going into the next Millenium)!! And please realize that, if 34 Democratic Senators vote in defense of your TREASON, it will serve as a well-deserved death-knell for the once-honorable Democratic Party...and we'll still convict you and dispatch you from office after the congressional Balance of Power has been dramatically altered on 5 November 2002!!
However, for the good of the Country--and the Office of the Presidency--we in the so-called "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" for Justice are willing to give you one last chance to do what you should have done well over a year ago...RESIGN!! RESIGN before Labor Day '99 and we on the Right may find it in our hearts to curtail the inevitable March To Justice somewhere short of your wasting away the rest of your days calling some Bubba "Schnook'ems" in a 7'x10' honeymoon suite in some Federal Penitentiary. Of course, Hell'ry could still make conjugal visits...LOL! Just blame me, if you'd like, a self-proclaimed "Right-Wing Zealot!" for your premature flight from office. Perhaps you can even "spin it" in such a way as to get you some sympathy points and improve the electoral chances for both Algore AND your wife... nice legacy, by the way...ROFLMAO! Sure, you'll have to give up your Presidential Pension and, of course, you'll be disbarred, but most likely your jailtime can be kept to a few short years. After all the pain and embarrassment you have thrust upon your wife and daughter, will you not spare them the ignominy and pain of having a husband or father rotting away the rest of his once-promising life in prison for TREASON?! For if you do not RESIGN soon, I--and many others--will do everything in our considerable power to guarantee you that the inevitable Tsunami of Justice will proceed as follows:
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL/CONVICTION FOR TREASON PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION.)
I don't mean to put too fine of a point on this, Slick Willie, you have been officially put on notice! Enjoy the music, then FACE THE MUSIC...RESIGN NOW!!
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
Enclosure: Mudboy Slim and the libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"
cc. The U.S. House of Representatives
The U.S. Senate
The Mass Media
Fellow VRWC Members
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Dear Fellow FReepers and Jim Robinson--
I have a confession to make. On Thursday, the 29th of July, I posted an "Open Letter to the POTUS" that I indicated had already been sent to the White House with a copy of Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' third 60-minute cassette, "A Lust Fer Justice." The letter was admittedly--and purposefully--harsh, and included some pretty fiery rhetoric about the VRWC "sparing" Bill Clinton's life from an Execution for Treason, if he were to RESIGN by Labor Day of this year. A slew of responses ensued and I did my best to re-assure everyone that I in no way intended that I nor anyone else take Justice into our own hands, but after over 20 posts in what seemed like no time...the thread disappeared from the website.
Later, Mr. Robinson e-mailed me to explain that he pulled the post as, in his judgement, it could be "construed" that I was threatening the well-being of the President. Of course, on this site, JR's the boss, and I accept his verdict, but in my e-mail response to him I explained--in no uncertain terms--that I would never even contemplate such a radical act, nor would I encourage anyone else to do so. In fact, I would go so far as to say that--if there were ever to be an attempt on the Traitor-in-Chief's life--this asinine, cowardly, and immoral act (not unlike the assassination of JFK) would most likely come from some disaffected member of the Left or some other martyr-making Leftist sick and tired of the damage Slick Willie's caused his Party. The Right, on the other hand, needs Slick Willie alive in order to exact the Justice he has coming to him!!
The letter above is actually the one that was sent to the White House, and it actually wasn't dropped in the mail until this afternoon. Thanks in no small part to JR and a couple other FReeper friends, the "Open Letter to the POTUS" has been toned down significantly...BUT THE PURPOSE REMAINS THE SAME!! RESIGN BY LABOR DAY '99, SLICK WILLIE, OR PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF...MUD
1 Posted on 07/31/1999 21:28:59 PDT by Mudboy Slim (D@Lone.FReeper)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
"3-Day Conference Pass...One 3-Day Pass to Full Conference and Exhibit Hall. $90.00"
This is all y'all really need, but some of the events are fun, too. C'mon OldDominionFReepers, we oughtta dominate this event right in our backyard!!
Drinks are on FreeTheHostages...MUD
Reckon so, as all the BushBOTBabes wanna pinch the POTUS's buttocks...MUD
Wasn't like that when I wuz a kid!!
LOL...MUD's got the fire stoked, the coffee brewin', the candles burnin', the Christmaslights sparklin', and "Jewel's new Christmas CD" playin' in the background.......
"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...)8^D>!
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to ME!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDD...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.
"Alright folks...this is gonna be the big thread, the first one to break 10,000 replies."
Actually, it's taking too long to load and some good FRiends' 'puters ain't loading it at all, so this is gonna be twenty (20) 500-post threads. But when that "Black XX" hits 500...Terry McAuliffe will be in Prison and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief will be RE-Impeached, Convicted, Dethroned, De-Pensioned, Indicted, Convicted, Imprisoned, and We'll have Thrown Away the Key!!!
I GARE-ron-FReepin'-TEE IT!!
Quite Sincerely...MUD
1 posted on 10/10/2001 6:19 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
We're almost halfway thru Black XIII, so I say we git a move on...MUD
MUD
LOL...had to bookmark this post, it's hilarious!!
Especially liked RiskySchemer's post #25..."I spent some time pondering the pathology of the antifreepers, but I was at a disadvantage. I couldn't relate to their behavior. I don't have a problem that liberal-spew sites exist. I don't actively work to undermine liberal/radical sites. I don't stalk them. I don't lose sleep at night thinking someone might actually contribute money to support one of them. I don't hate them while secretly longing to have their acceptance. I could not care less about what they think or say about things I might or might not do. It doesn't even cross my mind to attend or try to disrupt a meeting or rally they might organize. I don't endlessly rage at having been banned or scolded by one of them and obsessively seek vengeance. In fact, aside from now, I don't think of them at all. I could find no handle, no point at which I could empathize or get into the head of an antifreeper's thought processes. So I had to accept that to me they're just creepy."
Someday, I hope FReeperFinances allow us to open up the archives for posting to, as I believe a lotta the newer FReepers would gain from understanding what the old-timers went through to get FR.com to this point!!
Happy New Year, JohnRob...MUD
A new spin on the Abortion Debate...MUD
"For 20 seasons, I have played cornerback for the best fans; you always kept RFK rocking. And it warms my heart every time I remember you chanting my name at FedEx Field, "Darrell, Darrell, Darrell." This is the best community in the world. You even gave me the love of my life, my wife Jewell, and for her, I am forever indebted to you. It is here where we have made our home and raised our children. How can I begin to find the words to thank you for 20 years of support? I can only hope that you know how hard I have worked on and off the field. Most of all, I hope I have made you proud. Now, I bid you a humble farewell, as my football career comes to an end. As I go, I leave you in good hands with Dan Snyder and Steve Spurrier. I'll be cheering for them as they lead the new kids on the block like Fred Smoot, Champ Bailey, Patrick Ramsey, LaVar Arrington, Chris Samuels and Jon Jansen. The future looks bright. Hail to the Redskins. As I move on, I ask you all to pray with me as I continue my greatest work of serving our youth through the Darrell Green Youth Life Foundation. To my fans everywhere, I leave you this one request, to join me in making sure that all children are nurtured in healthy environments, educated with excellence, and developed and strengthened in their moral character. If we together can accomplish this, then 20 years as a Washington Redskin will be so much more than just a memory-it is a life's journey together."
Little Number 28 is everything a pro athlete--nay, any human being--should aspire to be!!
He shall be missed...MUD
FReegards...MUD
It's true!! The Left's been had...
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!
Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain."
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Hey News, you let US down...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!
So sing out loud about Slick's sins...
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...
Poltroons, don't look so sad...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter,
Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....
Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)
I AGREE!
"Jan. 15 — In the far north of North Korea, in remote locations not far from the borders with China and Russia, a gulag not unlike the worst labor camps built by Mao and Stalin in the last century holds some 200,000 men, women and children accused of political crimes. A month-long investigation by NBC News, including interviews with former prisoners, guards and U.S. and South Korean officials, revealed the horrifying conditions these people must endure — conditions that shock even those North Koreans accustomed to the near-famine conditions of Kim Jong Il’s realm. “IT’S ONE of the worst, if not the worst situation — human rights abuse situation — in the world today,” said Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan."
The RATs think this means we should let Sodom finish his Nukes...MUD
"Jan. 15 — In the far north of North Korea, in remote locations not far from the borders with China and Russia, a gulag not unlike the worst labor camps built by Mao and Stalin in the last century holds some 200,000 men, women and children accused of political crimes. A month-long investigation by NBC News, including interviews with former prisoners, guards and U.S. and South Korean officials, revealed the horrifying conditions these people must endure — conditions that shock even those North Koreans accustomed to the near-famine conditions of Kim Jong Il’s realm. “IT’S ONE of the worst, if not the worst situation — human rights abuse situation — in the world today,” said Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan."
The RATs think this means we should let Sodom finish his Nukes...MUD
I was dreamin'...in my dreamin'...
Living I expect...Right and Fair
He was sleepin'...he was smokin'...
And my dream...it lingered near!!
In the forest...shinin' badly...
.......don't be nice
Blah blah blah...this chick wants to be Joan Baez, but you can't understand half of what she sings!!
SHEEEESH...MUD
"...the "new" anti-war movement is being "hijacked" by this dominant network whose organizational power is increasing and whose political agenda is anathema to most Americans. The Saturday, Oct. 26 rally, which focused on opposition to a U.S.-led war against Iraq and drew 100,000 protesters, featured speeches by the Rev. Jesse Jackson, the Rev. Al Sharpton, actress-activist Susan Sarandon, singer-songwriter Patti Smith, as well as a host of lesser-known figures. The protests also served as a platform for Democratic Party campaigning, as top politicos hobnobbed with the elite of the anti-war movement."
Anti-American, Anti-Liberty, Anti-Justice...DemonRATS have become the Scummy underbelly of the American BodyPolitic!!
FReegards...MUD
"President Bush will propose funding increases for Hispanic-serving institutions and historically black colleges and universities in his 2004 budget, the White House said in a statement on Sunday, on the eve of the Martin Luther King Day holiday."
Happy Martin Luther King Day, y'all...MUD
FReegards...MUD