Posted on 12/13/2002 12:26:55 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"10. You have helped bake ten dozen Christmas cookies.
9. You have purchased several more characters for your Nativity Scene.
8. You have already washed the holiday stemware (knowing you will do it again).
7. You have discussed, for nearly an hour, where all the animals will be kept while the guests are here.
6. You have spent nearly $100 for tree trimmings (called Spruce Tips) to decorate the garage.
5. The new carpet has been installed.
4. The new diningroom furniture is in place.
3. The carpet shampoo crew has been called back to re-do the living room.
2. Every wall in the house has been painted - several have had wallpaper borders installed.
1. You are looking forward to the alcohol abuse that will occur when the guests have left."
LOL...sounds like Aeronauts puttin' on quite a bash over the holidays...which day should we show up and how long afore ya kick us out?!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...I admit that there was a grave disservice done by the judges in a certain contest and after I git back from Christmas Shopping at Wal-Mart--and watching the Skins whup up on the Eagles--we'll haveta figger out a remedy fer fixin' our Judicial Gaffe!! My personal recommendation...RE-IMPEACHMENT!!!
Strike one!
Strike two!
Speaking of *ugly*??
Listen to this, kiddo.
Yesterday I'm heading to a small country town 25 miles away on a liesurely drive in my xmas gift, OK?
I'm on a four lane divided highway, it's sunny & clear, the traffic's light to nonexitant.
Alongside me pulls up a couple of *dudes* in a jet-black Ford, "Lightning" with lightly tinted windows.
They wanted to race me!
Naturally, I had at that time a paltry 330 miles on the car & so I'm reluctant, right?
Well they pull ahead of me under rapid acceleration -- in the left lane.
I try to pull up next to 'em in the right lane to give 'em the ol' thumbs-up (~the truck was pretty, alright...) but, these two clowns will have none of that, & decide to bolt, again.
Well I accelerate too; but, there's *one* car acting as a *pick* in my lane; so, I have to let-up and go around the thing.
By this time that truck was 500ft ahead; so?
I put the *spurs* to the *xmas* gift & the thing launches forward as if it were a cruise missile outa hell.
I swear before the Almighty I reeled the guy in in about 3 seconds and now, I am right *on* this guy's bumper.
So I steer into the empty right lane, pull up to the cab & shoot the guy a *howdy* wave. (~their eyes were as big as bowling balls; the Gospel's truth!)
At that instant I could've just kept on going & passed these guys with the tremendous momentum I was carrying, but, I look at the heads-up display & it's reading, "155."
Nearly crapping in my drawers?
I immediately let-off the accelerator & drop like a rock behind these two; while, they continued on hell bent for election.
OK?
Then, *something* very strange happened.
Something I swear I've *never* witnessed before in my entire lifetime of racing (on public roads).
Under this guy's truck a stream of black/white smoke starts trailing out.
At first slowly but quickly increasing & then *pouring* into a huge, spiraling vapor-trail.
Then?
A gigantic ball of flames explodes from under the thing & crap goes flying *everywhere*.
By now I've a *bird's eye view* of the whole episode going down, & from nice, safe distance of roughly 500 feet.
This, "Lightning" had got *grounded* to earth, Mud.
The Eaton Supercharged 330c/in engine in that thing let go with a fury & blew into a thousand pieces.
I've only seen that kind of spectacle happen while watching a NASCAR race, whenever one of the race engines let go &, "frag."
The truck *coasts* onto the spacious right-side service lane & comes to a stop.
I continued down the road a few miles; but, then thought I should turn around to render assistance.
I mean, we're in the middle of *nowhere* my man, right?
I pull up & park in front of the parked truck with its hood wide open & a *puddle* of oil, coolant & *things* Ford under the thing.
Mud?
It was a 17 year old kid & his buddy.
I ask the big kid (driver), "So young man, just whose truck is this, anyway?"
He sheepishly looks at me & quietly says -- you guessed it -- "My Dad's."
Then the kid asks me if I know what happened?
I say, "Yea, I know. You dropped the bottom outa that motor, Son. Blew it to Kingdom Come. You're gonna be needing a *new* engine, kid. What happened to *this* Ford cannot be repaired." (~& it can't...)
This hulking 6'2" 17 year old farm kid starts balling like a newborn baby right there & then; &, I?
Well Mud?
My elation (~after having literally left this *bad ass* Ford laying on the side of the highway, just so much roadkill) turned 180o from giddy joy, to total bummer.
I could *really* feel this kid's pain.
Felt like crap.
Must be getting soft, old, or *both*, huh?
...when whippin' the crap outa a Ford leaves me feelin' like that.
That's 'cuz you figgered out he wasn't a Lib'ral...I NEVER feel like crap after whuppin' a Lib'ral's arse!!
Now quit pickin' on kids one-third yer age, dude...MUD
Thought I'd strand him there, did ya.
...interesting.
McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...Truth's gonna flow!!
T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!
McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care!!
Punk's fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitor but RAT-Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, Let Sheeple Know.
Then one day that Winnick shyster bought Slick Willie's maid
And loved Terry 'cuz T-Mac's gay...but Ol' Slick saved his A!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
Slick wishes Terry's still his ButtBoyDream!!
(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...Slick and T-Mac sittin' in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!
First comes the Trial, then comes Jail...
Then young Chelsea MUD shall disparage!!
LOL!
Landru, you're deft use of words is unique & one-of-a-kind.
I can see why an Irish journalist would welcome your advice.
Aw, c'mon. Do Hank, Sr.'s version!!
Anyway, I was at Plan 9 in Carytown along with yankhater a few months ago. Yankhater was wearing his Hank Williams, Senior shirt and the cashier (you have seen the one - VCU type with the blue hair and a razor blade dangling from his ear?) said "Man, that's a kewl shirt!! I love that dude's music."
Yea, that dude helped me pick out my Doc Watson and Clarence Ashley CD...turns out he's also getting his Masters in Business Admin at VCU!!!
FReegards...MUD
aka "The Indiana Drones"...MUD
Or even better...how 'bout a write-in candiacy fer the EX-Traitor-in-Chief...SlickWillie fer POTUS '04...there are still a few things he ain't SNAFU'd yet!!
And it shall be remembered in the History Books as OperationSuperFReep!!
Spread the word, but don't tell the Lib'rals...MUD
President William J. Clinton
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20500
Re: Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"
Dear Mr. President:
A number of months have now passed since the United States Senate failed in its Constitutional Duty to uphold and protect the sanctity of the Office of the Presidency of the United States, by sleep-walking through a sham Impeachment Trial and thereby allowing a blatant Perjurer, Obstructer of Justice, and out-and-out lowlife to retain the once-revered Oval Office. While this failure was indeed disappointing to millions upon millions of patriotic Americans accross this great land of ours, it will ultimately prove invaluable in targeting specific Effete Elite Senators for future removal from elected office. Senators who believe elected officials are above the Laws they themselves enact have no business retaining their Seats of Power, and they will be dealt with in due time. However, the immediate crisis facing this Nation is the indisputable fact that its highest elected official is not only a proven Felon, but we have since learned you are an alleged Rapist (Juanita Broaddrick and others), an Abuser of Power (IRS-Gate, File-Gate, the dog-wagging Kosovo Massacre, and the heretofore under-reported manipulation of the National Media), and a bought and paid-for Communist-Chinese Traitor to the national interests of the American People. And let no one forget--least of all the Rosenbergs--that TREASON is at the very least an IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!
This, of course, will not stand! The wheels of justice may turn all-too-slowly for this man's taste, but they are already turning in preparation for the Re-Impeachment of you, William Jefferson Clinton. Senators who are already on record as approving of a Felon in the Oval Office will soon be presented with the opportunity to weigh in on whether or not they support a TREASONOUS TYRANT whose acceptance of bribes from the Red Chinese Military Leadership--and the "quid-pro-quo" sale of sensitive nuclear technology to same--has resulted in an increasingly dangerous future for all Americans (and an expensive new Cold War with our #1 Geopolitical Foe going into the next Millenium)!! And please realize that, if 34 Democratic Senators vote in defense of your TREASON, it will serve as a well-deserved death-knell for the once-honorable Democratic Party...and we'll still convict you and dispatch you from office after the congressional Balance of Power has been dramatically altered on 5 November 2002!!
However, for the good of the Country--and the Office of the Presidency--we in the so-called "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" for Justice are willing to give you one last chance to do what you should have done well over a year ago...RESIGN!! RESIGN before Labor Day '99 and we on the Right may find it in our hearts to curtail the inevitable March To Justice somewhere short of your wasting away the rest of your days calling some Bubba "Schnook'ems" in a 7'x10' honeymoon suite in some Federal Penitentiary. Of course, Hell'ry could still make conjugal visits...LOL! Just blame me, if you'd like, a self-proclaimed "Right-Wing Zealot!" for your premature flight from office. Perhaps you can even "spin it" in such a way as to get you some sympathy points and improve the electoral chances for both Algore AND your wife... nice legacy, by the way...ROFLMAO! Sure, you'll have to give up your Presidential Pension and, of course, you'll be disbarred, but most likely your jailtime can be kept to a few short years. After all the pain and embarrassment you have thrust upon your wife and daughter, will you not spare them the ignominy and pain of having a husband or father rotting away the rest of his once-promising life in prison for TREASON?! For if you do not RESIGN soon, I--and many others--will do everything in our considerable power to guarantee you that the inevitable Tsunami of Justice will proceed as follows:
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL/CONVICTION FOR TREASON PENDING FURTHER INVESTIGATION.)
I don't mean to put too fine of a point on this, Slick Willie, you have been officially put on notice! Enjoy the music, then FACE THE MUSIC...RESIGN NOW!!
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
Enclosure: Mudboy Slim and the libertarians' "Simple Lust Fer Justice"
cc. The U.S. House of Representatives
The U.S. Senate
The Mass Media
Fellow VRWC Members
---------------------------------------
Dear Fellow FReepers and Jim Robinson--
I have a confession to make. On Thursday, the 29th of July, I posted an "Open Letter to the POTUS" that I indicated had already been sent to the White House with a copy of Mudboy Slim and the Libertarians' third 60-minute cassette, "A Lust Fer Justice." The letter was admittedly--and purposefully--harsh, and included some pretty fiery rhetoric about the VRWC "sparing" Bill Clinton's life from an Execution for Treason, if he were to RESIGN by Labor Day of this year. A slew of responses ensued and I did my best to re-assure everyone that I in no way intended that I nor anyone else take Justice into our own hands, but after over 20 posts in what seemed like no time...the thread disappeared from the website.
Later, Mr. Robinson e-mailed me to explain that he pulled the post as, in his judgement, it could be "construed" that I was threatening the well-being of the President. Of course, on this site, JR's the boss, and I accept his verdict, but in my e-mail response to him I explained--in no uncertain terms--that I would never even contemplate such a radical act, nor would I encourage anyone else to do so. In fact, I would go so far as to say that--if there were ever to be an attempt on the Traitor-in-Chief's life--this asinine, cowardly, and immoral act (not unlike the assassination of JFK) would most likely come from some disaffected member of the Left or some other martyr-making Leftist sick and tired of the damage Slick Willie's caused his Party. The Right, on the other hand, needs Slick Willie alive in order to exact the Justice he has coming to him!!
The letter above is actually the one that was sent to the White House, and it actually wasn't dropped in the mail until this afternoon. Thanks in no small part to JR and a couple other FReeper friends, the "Open Letter to the POTUS" has been toned down significantly...BUT THE PURPOSE REMAINS THE SAME!! RESIGN BY LABOR DAY '99, SLICK WILLIE, OR PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF...MUD
1 Posted on 07/31/1999 21:28:59 PDT by Mudboy Slim (D@Lone.FReeper)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout that New World Order...
'Cuz NATO wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Serbs outta town!!!"
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!
Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!! Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...
(Excellent guitar jammin')
We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!
Hope y'all's holidays are blessed, my FRiends...MUD
Mudboy...ain't nobody's fool...
Sits there reflectin'...contemplates what to do...
MUD feels anger inside...yet filled with pride.
No...Slim's no Saint...but not one to blame.
Mudboy...goes about his day...
Tryin' to think of FReepin' words to say...
Like..."This is just a game I play..."
And..."All shall be okay."
Ohhhh...silent rage...why won't folks fan the flames?!
Must FReep...must think...can't sleep...
[zzzzzzzzzzzzz...LOL!!]
MUD's Daddy's little boy...
MUD's Mama's pride and joy...
MUD's kids...they love him!!
But MUD's Missuz...she scolds him!!!
Mudboy says, "Wouldn't it be nice...
If we could sing...fer Truth and Life?!"
Then, outrun Left's spin...and INDICT ol' Slick?!!
Ohhh-oh-oh-oh...Truth Shall Reign!!
Someday, you'll feel the same...
Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)
Sometimes, I feel Left's Fear of...
RATS' Implosion...Then I Cheer!!
And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks
Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!
Reject the Medyuh Whore'd!! Willie seemed to have a Faint,
Shallow Mass Appeal!!
But lately I am beginning to find that I...
Should be the one making Slick squeeeeeeal!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!
Oh yes I...decide to waiver my
Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!!
Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine...
And Fight Left's Whore'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!
Right Must Defeat Left's Whore'd!! Justice seems to be the way...
That Tyranny can be brought down!!
Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that
When we fight to win...Lord's Light Joins OURS!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!
Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' Slime!!
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo...
Excellent song, mis amigos!!
FReegards...MUD
115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)
Heh heh heh...Justice ROCKS!!!
BTW, one more down for Hildabeast. Looks like her plan is coming together nicely, eh? FGS
*Yep...Radical,RightWing,RebelRedneckRockers Really Regale Reggae!!
Don't worry...about a thing...
'Cuz every little things gonna be alright...
Don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
I'm tellin' ya, "All we gotta do is FIGHT!!"
Rise up 'gainst Tyranny...
Smile as we FReep Clinton...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT."
Singin', "DETHRONE." MUD's Ballads are quite sincere...
FReepers, this is my message to you-ou-ooouu!!
RightWingers, don't worry...about Ol' Slick...
'Cuz this next election's gonna go all Right!!
Limbaugh, don't worry...(don't worry)...about yer swing...
All them Lib'ral Twits gonna feel our Might!!
Stayed up 'til mornin'...welcomed the risin' sun...
Three little words..."RE-IMPEACH! CONVICT!"
Croonin' "DETHRONE!"...MUD's Ballads are Pure and True...
Singin' "Justice's my message to you-ou-ooouu!!"
Don't worry...about the House...
'Cuz they will RE-IMPEACH on a cool Fall night...(I Promise...)
Singin' "Don't worry 'bout the Senate...
'Cuz Mississippi Trent's gonna hold a Trial...(we'll CONVICT!!)
Don't worry...about the Press...
'Cuz all their Lib'ral Lies gonna be ignored...(can't touch our 'Net!!)
Don't worry...about the Left...
'Cuz all them Lib'ral COWARDS gonna fold, not fight!!
Sheeple, don't worry...
(Fade to finish)
Stay happy, mon...MUD
47 Posted on 09/07/2000 17:41:26 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MudMarley.com)
"The Girl Scout Law"
I will do my best to be:
Honest and Fair,
FRiendly and Helpful,
Considerate and Caring,
Courageous and strong, and
Responsible for what I say and do.
And to
Respect Myself and Others,
Respect Authority,
Use Resources Wisely,
Make the World a Better Place, and
Be a Sister to Every Girl Scout.
Pretty awesome, I thought...MUD
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