[Mudboy Slim]

I wuz jist watchin' FNC this evening and Dick Morris suggested that since Dubyuh's gonna be our presidential nominee in 2004 and we ain't gonna have a primary, RadicalRightWingers like myself oughtta switch our party affiliation to RAT and help pick the DemonRAT nominee in 2004!!!! I'm game...The HildaBeast fer POTUS '04!!!! Or how 'bout Ol' PoofyHead hisself...Al Sharptoon fer POTUS '04!!?!

Or even better...how 'bout a write-in candiacy fer the EX-Traitor-in-Chief...SlickWillie fer POTUS '04...there are still a few things he ain't SNAFU'd yet!!

And it shall be remembered in the History Books as OperationSuperFReep!!

Spread the word, but don't tell the Lib'rals...MUD

[ForGod'sSake]

Well Mud, where's all that creativity??? ALL of your candidates are alive; what's with that? You know fer a fact Dims can elect 'em dead just as well as alive. In light of that, I'm thinkin' maybe a write-in fer, say, JFK???

BTW, one more down for Hildabeast. Looks like her plan is coming together nicely, eh? FGS

[scholar]

And it shall be remembered in the History Books as OperationSuperFReep

Great idea! I've never done it, but thought many times about going out and voting for the worst RAT on the primary ballot.

BTW MUD, with your talent and imagination how about a parody on The Doors' song "Changeling?" I'm sure there is plenty of fodder in that one describe the RATs.