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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-06-02
FreeTheHostages and Billie | Billie; FreeTheHostages

Posted on 12/06/2002 5:34:22 AM PST by Billie



A Few of FR's Finest.....
......Every Day

FR is a Treasure Trove of talented, compassionate, patriotic, wonderful people who gather every day to discuss the latest news and issues; salute and support our military and our leaders;  tell a few jokes;  learn a new word;  write poetry;  pray for those in need;  and congratulate those who are deserving. Thank you, Jim Robinson, for giving us the vehicle in which we can express ourselves.

Free Republic made its debut in September, 1996, and the forum was added in early 1997.   I can remember lurking when there were only a few regulars who posted, and now there are over 60,000 who have registered for posting privileges. The forum is read daily by tens of thousands of concerned citizens and patriots from all around the country and the world.






A Few of FR's Finest November 11, 2001

So many people have written me since my original Veteran's Day Tribute, asking how they, or a loved one, could be included in that tribute. Since I can no longer add the photos to the body of the thread, I've been including them in additional posts as I received enough to make another collage.

Still that doesn't seem to be enough. I think there's never been a better nor more appropriate time to keep the faces of our own Veterans and Active Military in front of FReepers--every day! That's why I wanted to do yet another Daily Thread .....ABOUT FReepers .....and FOR FReepers. But not only about our Military FReepers; for all FReepers! Wouldn't it be nice to get to know a few of the other FReepers as well? That's why, in addition to seeing FR's Finest Military Personnel every day, I thought it might be fun to feature a different FReeper (or FReepers) each day. If you would like to be pictured, or know someone who would, please FReepmail me and we'll turn the spotlight - on YOU - for the day!

And do let me know if you'd like your picture added to the groups of Veterans/Active Military below. I will keep this page updated, and continue to add them to the comment section of the original Veteran's Day thread as well.

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TOP:  g'nad, AgThorn's son Justin, SLB, AgThorn's son Brett.
MIDDLE:  fish70, razorback-bert, CheneyChick,Leroy S Mort, Mark17.
BOTTOM:  Terry's Take, Taxman, DinkyDau.



TOP:  ValerieUSA's son Grant, SK1Thurman, kd5cts, RangerVetNam,
dansangel and .45man's son-in-law Tony
BOTTOM:  rangerX, Old China Hand, Trish, Howlin's dad, Mustang



TOP: ohioWfan's son, MamaBear's father-in-law, MamaBear's dad, ladtx
MIDDLE:  The Mayor's niece, M.Kehoe, Beach_Babe's son-in-law
BOTTOM:  deadhead's dad, HiJinx, Severa's hubby, viligantcitizen's granddad.



TOP:  spectr17, RightOnline, SERE_Doc, Tet68.
MIDDLE:  FutureSnakeEater, RightOnline's wife, CIApilot, Clamper1797
BOTTOM:  usmcobra, onedoug, DiverDave, Joe6-pack



We now have eleven groups of veterans/active military; we will post each group of three or four twice a week, with thumbnail/links of the remaining seven or eight groups on each thread. Click on any of the thumbnails below to see the group full-size.

         

GROUP 1A: TOP: Logos, SwedeGirl's hubby, Neil E Wright, FallGuy, 1John, Sneakypete MIDDLE:  T'wit, COB1, LadyX, Dick Bachert, 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub BOTTOM:  YankeeinSC, Delta21, JoeSixPack1
GROUP 2A: TOP:  Bosniajmc, AFVetGal, Archy, A Navy Vet MIDDLE:  4TheFlag, Aeronaut, 68Grunt, Xinga BOTTOM:  Codger, AAABest, Clinton's A Liar, Duke809, dcwusmc
GROUP 3A: TOP:  mc5cents, Norb2569, LBGA's son, VanJenerette MIDDLE:  Jim Robinson, KJenerette, davidosborne, KG9Kid BOTTOM:  gwmoore, Equality7-2521, SAMWolf
GROUP 4A: TOP:  porgygirl, Phil V., MudPuppy, NorCoGOP MIDDLE:  RaceBannon, OneidaM, rdb3, jwTexian BOTTOM:  USMC Vet, TheMayor, Vineyard, rhododogma
      

GROUP 9A: TOP: Q6-God, Scan59, Mama Bear and JKPhoto's son, ofMagog. MIDDLE:  Big'ol_freeper, JustAmy's great uncle, Prodigal Son. BOTTOM:  JustAmy's husband, JustAmy's brother-in-law, JustAmy's brother.
GROUP 10A: TOP: dakine's wife, MeeknMing's dad, Auntbee's nephew, MilitiaMan7, AlasBabylon. BOTTOM:  Joe Brower, Temple Owl, Temple Owl's wife, dutchess' dad, Aomagrat.
GROUP 11A: TOP: ladtx #2 son; DiverDave's twin Don; petuniasevan and husband poorman; Mustard; ladtx #1 son. BOTTOM: AlamoGirl's brother Floyd; AG's dad; AG's brother Jim (inset); WVNan's husband; ladtx' Aunt Eva.




                     



















I.  An Introduction to Mudboy Slim: Or, How the Libertarian Lyricist Acquired His Label



Mudboy Slim
by FreeTheHostages


Here on Free Republic, there is a fine line between Republicans posting drunk and Libertarians posting sober. I realized this for real when I discovered Mudboy Slim's posts. Was he joking? Would it be less scarey and interesting if he wasn't joking? These are questions that many who encounter his posts are prone to ask.
He's been gracing our Freeper's Finest thread for a while now, so it's time for a proper introduction to Mudboy Slim.  Indeed, it's time for an unauthorized biography -- I believe a new genre for this thread.  But hey, you asked for volunteer guest hosts and I guess you can't be picky.  So, with apologies to Bob Woodward, here is my highly accurate, highly telepathic account of Mudboy Slim.  What's the real story behind those brilliant reworked song lyrics you see him post? What about the exuberance and the practical jokes that make one nostalgic for Junior High School?  And is it really true that  he'll be hosting a big party at his house with free drinks during the CPAC conference? 
C'mon, join in!  If you're owed money by Mud (and who here isn't?) or just in the mood for some holiday roast Mud, pile on!  Read this highly accurate account of Mudboy Slim and add your own poignant memories of Mudboy Slim's youth and adult political adventures to this lore.  Then without further ado, let us begin, on the What, Where, How, When, and especially WHY of Mudboy Slim.


II.  Mudboy Slim's Adolescence: The Roller Derby Years and A Very Dirty Neighborhood Prank
According to a highly placed source (OK, someone who posted here), for some time in the 1970s, Mudboy was involved in the Roller Derby.  (Our source adds that "Mud's the one that told him this, so it may be embellished a bit.")  He was wildly successful.  His roller derby career earned the fortune that now allows him to write/rework the lyrics of popular songs to reflect his conservative/libertarian views in contravention of this nation's copyright laws.
Mudboy in his early days, (notice the baby fat) wore the #36 jersey of the Richmond Renegades.
Shortly after the above photo was taken, Mud went on a diet and was soon traded to.......the Petersburg Patriots,
where he became a star member of the team.


It is with the Patriots that Mud made his vast fortune; which allowed him the small indulgence of buying the house of his dreams.....



He shares this manse in the line that time forgot, Richmond Virginia, with his better half, Mrs. Mud, and all the little Mudrats.  It looks substantially better from the back.
But apparently the fortune did not last . . . .   Several Freepers, including ChadGore, Chad Fairbanks, Landru, and dubyagee, claim that Mudboy Slim owes them $ or at least an Ann Coulter book.  Something about being denied a prize in a contest,   which gives you a fair idea of the amount of trouble this guy can cause here.   Actually, no it doesn't - he can cause MUCH more, but that will be the subject of our Part III below.
But what about the name? Ah, yes the name.  Well, as our introductory photograph suggests, Mudboy Slim got his name due to his daring-do in a little known field in Virginia called "the mudpits." There, many of his neighbors and friends decided to play a practical joke by claiming that they liked to belly-flop in mud. They all got themselves Muddy, and then invited Mudboy along, and Mudboy took the bait.  The rest is history. Mudboy realized that in fact he really enjoyed this activity. To this day, after a 'specially heated discussion with a liberal progressive, Muddy (as he is known to his many fans on Free Republic) likes to just go SPLAT!
Lurking behind the surname "Slim" is an even dirtier tale.  I was in a dingy Mississippi Delta bar last year, and I overheard this old black bluesman whispering about a "Howlin' Harp" northerner who got his moniker of "Slim" by selling his "vote" to a DemocRAT named "Slick" in some Arkansas blues joint return for incomparable musical ability.  Slick gave Mudboy the name "Slim."


III.  Mudboy Slim's "Adulthood:" The FREEPER years
Mudboy Slim has opinions and he gets them from Rush!!   Tom Daschle was talking about Mudboy Slim recently!  Ok, not really, Mudboy Slim has his own opinions, but, like Rush, he has his favorite hobby well-defined.  You can't travel far in a Freepers Finest thread without encountering the warning: Whuppin' Lib'rals is a favorite pasttime of mine...MUD.  Or his oft-repeated comment that parents are the real heroes.  We have to think the Mudrats are being raised Right. Said Mudrats (of which he and the Missus are inordinately proud!) being his seven-year-old daughter, JessieLee, and JakeyBoy, his four-year-old son.
With as much seriousness as we can muster, we do note: Mudboy Slim is serious about being a conservative activist.  He lives near Richmond, VA, but he travels to DC regularly for DC Freeps.  He loved attending CPAC   last year ;  and will be there again this year.  Here's a photo of our subject -- no really, you've waded through this muck this far; you're entitled to a REAL photo of him counter-protesting against anti-capitalist protestors:
Mudboy also maintains the "Black Thread" posts, which are hard to describe but easy to experience.
On the biographical front, Mudboy Slim has other forms of fun, as evidenced by the occasional references to liquor in his post, the existence of "MudRats" in his "MudCave," and his regular attendance at fun DC counterprotests against various anti-Americans who periodically invade our nation's capital.  Despite all the fun and all the exuberance, those with a more button-down approach need not doubt the strength of his conviction on his political beliefs.  This fact perhaps sums it all up: the night before a big DC Freep, he was so excited about going that he was having trouble sleeping.  Now *that's* political enthusiasm.  And as many of you saw on CSPAN, Mud came rapidly to the aid of Tglstakoma during the Patriots Rally II, keeping the left at bay with shouts and gestures, protecting Tglstakoma until the police could arrest two rabble-rousing leftists.
Mudboy Slim has not wasted his hard-won musical talents.  He's got musical equipment and plays in a band and thinks and talks about music A LOT.  All of us have enjoyed his reworked lyrics here on Free Republic.  Even if it's a tune you don't know, the lyrics are fun to read.  He does lead vocals and keyboard performances for his band.


The author of this unauthorized biography notes that she doesn't know Mudboy Slim very well except as someone who makes this place fun.   Those few readers who have straggled this far may strongly suspect that portions of this biography aren't up to the highest standards of journalistic integrity you've come to expect from FR'S Finest.  That's for the better.  We had help via a vanity thread where Mudboy Slim's fans shared their remembrances of his youth, and the enthusiasm with which people lept in to share their own fictional rembrances confirms the author's impression that many Freepers think Mudboy Slim is fun, fun, fun, and enjoy the cheerful vibe he imparts to this and many other threads.  As one poster of the bio preparation thread said to me, noting Mudboy wasn't then logged in, "You have a head start on Mudboy Slim, but I don't think it's enough. Since I'm doing this from a distance, ping if you need some close air support.  #;^)   Here's to responsible journalism!"
Besides, the vigorous, decidedly and exuberantly liberal-whoopin' stance of Mudboy Slim cannot be explained by a purely biographical approach. It has to be, rather, sung. And so we'd like to close out our biography with one of Mudboy Slim's new lyrics to an old tune . . . .
Here's one of the Freepers' favorites.  Let's all sing together, shall we?  (Don't worry if you don't know the tune -- just launch forward and bellow.  This, we are reliably informed, is how Mudboy does his vocals.)
"Vile Forces"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses")

Bill thinks this Country is easy to fool,
Abusing his power, obstructing the truth!
Shameless traitor, Presidency's a sham,
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile forces hold Bill's critics at bay,
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!

America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain,
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until Slick resigns.
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" drain our freedoms away!

It must concern you, Bill's sins and his lies,
But now Slick's beholden to his Communist spies.
Our faith's been broken, Bill must be tried,
He'll rot in prison to pay for his crimes!
Vile forces try to excuse it away,
Democrat voices remain silent today.

Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!

Muchas Gracias...MUD
Finally, it's perhaps music to all of our ears to hear that in a recent post, Mudboy Slim encouraged every one to attend CPAC.  As Mudboy Slim would/has/will say:
FReepers, we must, and WE SHALL.........
RE-IMPEACH..... CONVICT..... DETHRONE.....
DISBAR.... DE-PENSION.... DE-LEGITIMIZE....
INDICT.. CONVICT.. IMPRISON.. DISCARD KEY.
Please join your fellow FReepers in Washington, DC for the CPAC Convention (January 30-February 2, 2003)!! 

FReegards...MUD
BTW...SlumberParty at Mudboy Slim's House!!  Free Drinks.
I'm going to kill FreeTheHostages for Making Up These Fake Party Invitations, BTW.  WOOO HOOO



Congratulations to MudboySlim....
And Special Thanks to our GuestWriter....
(Enjoyed working on this presentation with you!)


FreeTheHostages














Here's Mud in yer eye!
~ Billie






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To: Mudboy Slim
SEEYA! LOL!!
221 posted on 12/06/2002 9:46:01 AM PST by Pippin
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To: Mudboy Slim
Congrats, Mud!

Looks like the RRWW message IS getting out!
222 posted on 12/06/2002 9:47:25 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: LadyX
{{{{{{{{{{LadyX}}}}}}}}}}}

How are things in your neck of the woods? Were you somewhat spared from yesterday's storm?
223 posted on 12/06/2002 9:47:38 AM PST by dansangel
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To: Mudboy Slim
Then you just run along, resting assured that we wouldn't post anything INACCURATE about you in your absence. :)
224 posted on 12/06/2002 9:50:07 AM PST by FreeTheHostages
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To: Mudboy Slim
YEP!

REAL MEN/WOMEN are fanatic WAR EAGLES!

free dixie,sw

225 posted on 12/06/2002 9:52:38 AM PST by stand watie
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To: dansangel
No. Say it ain't so! Baseball is Life...Life is Baseball!!
226 posted on 12/06/2002 9:52:46 AM PST by sultan88
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To: Pippin
Louie, Do you have snow were you're at?

Yep! Nothin' to brag about though....three and a half inches.

The temp was '12' this morning. Got a nice warm hug for me? : )

227 posted on 12/06/2002 9:54:25 AM PST by ST.LOUIE1
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To: Mudboy Slim
!!!!
228 posted on 12/06/2002 9:54:51 AM PST by stand watie
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To: lodwick; dansangel; Pippin
Thanks for lunch (or breakast as the case may be, Lodwick) Looks tasty! Pan-fried catfish? YUM! LOL And all this talk of summer southern food nicely juxtaposed with dreams of a...
White Christmas!


229 posted on 12/06/2002 9:54:57 AM PST by Libertina
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To: FreeTheHostages
His lawyers have gotten to you, haven't they?

I can neither confirm, nor deny, any contact between myself and the various law firms representing, defending and/or pressuring on behalf of the Mudboy.

We both know there is NO CONTROLLING LEGAL AUTHORITY here. I have witnesses that their is no evidence of any contribution on my part to any thread, post, lyrical misrendering, legend creation, copyright violation or other such legal proceeding to do with the Slim character.

I think.

230 posted on 12/06/2002 9:57:02 AM PST by BOBTHENAILER
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To: ST.LOUIE1
A nice warm hug coming up! :^)

(((((LOUIE)))))

How's that?

231 posted on 12/06/2002 10:00:08 AM PST by Pippin
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To: sultan88
Baseball is Life...Life is Baseball!!

LOL! I can appreciate that!

Just not in my house! :-)

232 posted on 12/06/2002 10:00:08 AM PST by dansangel
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To: Libertina
AHHHHH!!!!!!

Heavan!

233 posted on 12/06/2002 10:02:03 AM PST by Pippin
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To: Mudboy Slim
Hey Mud! Congratulations on being one of FR's finest....how much did you have to pay 'em? Hehehe...

Did you go to Petersburg High School?? I went to Colonial Heights.

234 posted on 12/06/2002 10:04:14 AM PST by sweetliberty
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To: Libertina
Hoping you get your white Christmas wish - I'd like a nice sunny day in the 70's here. Snow confuses the locals causing them to jam their cars into trees, ditches and other inappropriate objects.
235 posted on 12/06/2002 10:04:56 AM PST by lodwick
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To: sultan88
"I bet he uses this as an excuse to take the day off work!"

You mean you wouldn't?

236 posted on 12/06/2002 10:06:42 AM PST by sweetliberty
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To: FreeTheHostages
The pickins were a little slim this morning, but I'll not complain...the kabobs and catfish more than compensate...and, I'm not about to be griping to a roller derby badass like our neighbor Mud. Why, he'd toss me right over the rail.

Gathering with friends for brunch and a Chargers game on TV a couple of weeks ago, the table spread with cheese and dips and fruits, I contributed two pounds of freshly fried bacon, thick cut.

When the game was over, there was still plenty of cheese and fruit, but the bacon plate was empty.

I'm such a devil, and love tempting the tofu crowd...)

237 posted on 12/06/2002 10:07:37 AM PST by jwfiv
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To: BOBTHENAILER; dansangel; sultan88
I must be confusing you with bobthedriller. Bet that happens a lot.

Poor dansangel -- she puts out her best breakfast food and tea things, and then the Mudboy slim bio thread turns into a discussion of football and carpentry tools!! LOL -- this thread is getting a distinctly masculine tone. :::shrugging::: Oh well, dansangel, if they get their muddy footprints on the carpet, I'll stay late with you and clean up.
238 posted on 12/06/2002 10:07:48 AM PST by FreeTheHostages
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To: The Thin Man
Hi, T Man. You going to throw something at me today, too? :)
239 posted on 12/06/2002 10:09:05 AM PST by Billie
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To: ST.LOUIE1
Mornin' Louie.


240 posted on 12/06/2002 10:09:17 AM PST by sweetliberty
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