Which State is the Armpit of America?

Arthur Wildfire! March

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Ok fellow freepers. The aristocracy had fun deciding which 'hick town' was the armpit of America. Naturally it had to be rural and conservative. A tad redneck.

They were way off the mark. I would have picked New York prior to 9-11. I mean, good grief. Hellery's husband pardoned bomb terrorists to get her elected, the scandal is exposed to every New Yorker and they elected her anyway? She was silent on the issue for at least a week. But well, perhaps NY had been reborn in blood. So, I'm tempted to give them a pass.

Arkansas? Could that be the armpit of America? The home of NationsBank, Tyson Chicken, Walmart, Web Hubbell, and the Big Creep himself?

Then there is the delightful state of New Jersy, which is batting a thousand at elected scandal-swamped senators. Not only the Torch, but also Corzine.

Some might choose South Dakota. Not only do they keep re-electing Timber Tom [also called Rushmore Daschle], but they also go three days without brushing their teeth. So many choices....

[JPJones]

You're forgetting Maxipad Waters, Barbara Boxer, Gray Davis, Willie Brown, Diane Feinstein, and almost all of Hollywood.

not bad, not bad...but how 'bout: Tip O'neil, the bulger brothers, Joe Kennedy, and all of Cambridge, including Haaavaaad where all the liberal california politicians get there edumacation.

(this is a fun thread!)

[Uncle Meat]

I knew that,I was kind of making a wisecrack.She's about as bubbleheaded as her mother was.Probably kills a bottle of scotch and a handful of pills every morning like mommie dear did.

[Arkinsaw]

Yeah, Massachussetts has a big old clump of stinky moral superiority growing all up in it that needs to be reamed out, shaved off, and deodorized with a super-size triple power Speed Stick. And even after that I wouldn't want to stick my face in it.

[Paul Atreides]

I can think of someone infinitely worse: CHELSEA CLINTON.

Don't be a bit surprised to see her in her own show on CNN.

[Wondervixen]

Armpitkansas?

[BlazingArizona]

(USA has two left armpits, no right one)

Our right armpit is Nevada. We've dropped hundreds of nukes on it, with no discernable effect.

[gc4nra]

Please tell that to Jim Robinson care of: FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794

[gc4nra]

Please tell that to Jim Robinson care of: FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794

[Paul Atreides]

Babs, Alec, Julia, Susan Saranwrap, Sarah Jessica Parker, the cast of The West Wing, Ed Asner, Alan Alda, Whoopi, and lots, lots more. Granted, they aren't politicians, but they do throw a lot of money to the garbage.

[texson66]

A Klingon orbiting Uranus?

[StoneColdGOP]

Oh come on, now. They're just bitter because dating your cousin is considered backward by us high fallootin' L.A. city slicker types.

[Arioch7]

I have to comment. California has some areas that are much more loony then Mass as for liberal whackiness.

However, Cali STILL has Conservative Districts where as MAss is one big cesspool of LIberalism.

It is a small state but it is INDEED the bright light of Lefties everywhere.

To get apolitical, it has the most MORONIC leaders ANYWHERE. Even the GOP is a bunch of RINO's. The good REpublicans ALL left to be with GWB.

This state is corrupt, run by the corrupt FOR the corrupt. It is all the more poignant as this state was once the cradle of the revolution.

It is now a Fascist, left wing hellhole. I use the word Fascist because the idea of Free Enterprise in Mass is if you know some DEM politician, your enterprise is free. If not, you are not allowed!

Hey, as long as the "Enlightened" ones get rich and blame the GOP for every woe the state faces, which is comical in itself as the stae has NO GOP to speak of!!!

Ah, Commie-Fascists... a new breed!

[Wondervixen]

>>If Hollywood is the anus, what the hell is Berkley?

Berkley is a rotten egg stuck up the anal cavity of a dead jackass.

[Paul Atreides]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/729406/posts?page=72#72

[Uncle Meat]

From what I hear,they'll have to carry her on and prop her up.That'd be funny to see her upchuck on live TV and cause a scene like she does when she goes clubbing.

[CARepubGal]

Have you been down south of LA? It is very nice and Repubbie/Libertarian from Orange County on down.

[Major Matt Mason]

While there is some beautiful scenery in California, I would give the nod to that state, primarily because of all the liberal wankers living there. New Jersey would be a good choice, as well, but CA gets the nod.

[Bella_Bru]

And which beautiful state do you live in? Have you even been to California?

[Rev. Lou Chenary]

Hey you're not Howie Carr in diguise are you?

[Paul Atreides]

If Hollywood is the anus, what the hell is Berkley?

One enormous hemorrhoid.