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Chronicles of the "Porta-Potty War" (Patriots Rally for America - 4/20/02)
D.C. Chapter of Free Republic ^ | April 23, 2002 | Angelwood

Posted on 04/23/2002 2:32:48 PM PDT by Angelwood

Once upon a time, the D.C. Chapter of Free Republic decided to hold a rally so patriotic men and women could take a stand for all that is good about America and to support our troops fighting for us in the war on terrorism.

The organizers decided that there must be porta-potties available for use by the event staff and all those courageous individuals who dared to gather together in the midst of the anti-war, anti-American masses bused in to cause disruption to our nation’s Capitol. And so, the story unfolds:

The stage was delivered at 5:30 a.m. to be greeted by faithful FReepers who didn’t get much sleep. At 7 a.m. the sound crew arrived to set up the magnificent speaker system that could reach out 8 blocks or more. Busy FReeper volunteers showed up early to set up tents, tables, chairs and organize supplies.

Jiffy Johns was on time and delivered six regular and one handicapped porta-potty, all in pristine condition. The FReepers busily placed placards on them for PATRIOTS -- 3 for Men and 3 for Women, with one specially equipped for the handicapped. There was even special attention given to provide a bucket for the opposition labeled, "Commie Commode and Bath." Were they grateful? Nooooooooooooooooo!

We sensed a problem with our porta-potty location almost immediately. While our group was steadily arriving, the ANSWER buses were beginning to pull up near 16th Street -- one block away from the Patriots Rally. Unfortunately, most people after a long trip in a car or bus need to visit restrooms pretty quick and a helpful police officer pointed out our porta-potties.

Needless to say, the rush was on and we realized we would have to fend them off or our porta-potties would be at capacity before our rally even began. We tried to move the porta-potties back from the street, but it was too difficult and we ended up moving enough to make a 90 degree angle L shape that was easier to defend. The doors were definitely on the wrong side -- facing the sidewalk and street.

We were polite, but adamant, that attendees of the other rallies could not use our facilities. We were told that they were patriots, too, and they had a right to use our porta-potties because they were on public land. When we pointed to the ones provided by ANSWER directly across the street and about 3 times as many as we rented, the others would sometimes get agitated and belligerent about our refusal to let them use the potties.

The excuses were many, varied and quite astonishing. One person said they had a medical condition, unpronounceable, of course, and we should let them in -- they also had assistants with video cameras filming their attempts to get past the porta-potty FReepers on duty.

We had some real concerns about safety, sanitation and damage control regarding people from the violence- and vandal-prone leftists, who had brought their reputations from demonstrations/protests in Seattle, San Francisco, New York and D.C., being allowed to use facilities for which we had paid and for which we were responsible. There had even been reports circulating that people were roaming about the anti-war rallies with pipe bombs in their backpacks.

Principles don’t mean much to those on the left. The hoards of bused-in attendees for the anti-war, pro-Palestinian rally didn’t care about the facts that we had a valid permit which they were trespassing on or that we had paid our own hard-earned dollars to provide porta-potties for our rally guests. They came expecting everything for free -- no, they actually demanded to use our porta-potties rather than walk across the street to the ones provided for them.

Sad to say, we allowed some of those with hard-luck stories, children and elderly to use the facilities and found that they abused the privilege by urinating on the seats, throwing garbage and bottles in to reduce capacity, tearing off toilet paper and sticking it everywhere, and rendering the only handicapped station we had useless and distasteful by urinating on the TP, seat and floor.

The porta-potty war continued throughout the afternoon. There were deliberate and concerted attacks by the leftists. Many of us took turns manning the front lines in the porta-potty duty. Some who had been turned away sent others to test our fortitude. A camera crew stopped to record the doings at the front. Great, huh, here we had a great line-up of speakers to inspire our patriotic spirit and the camera crew thought it was more important to film the dispute at the porta-potties. So I gave him an earful and all the reasons why we had the right to limit their use of our rental property paid for out of our own pockets.

When the leftists started to surge on our lines and rumors of an imminent rush began, the Park Police pulled in reinforcements along our perimeters and brought in the mounted police and their magnificent horses. Soon, things got better. The police deterred any thought of overrunning the Patriots Rally for America and they formed a barrier which protected the porta-potties.

The ANSWER leftists finally left to march through the streets of D.C., a light rain started to fall and soon we were ending our rally and beginning to clean up. Porta-potty duty slacked off as people began to gather their belongings and go home. The organizers had to wait for the rental companies and their crews to pick up their equipment. So, we set up chairs and finally sat down to rest and recap the day.

Stragglers or people returning from the various marches began to again appear and make a beeline for our porta-potties. Oh, I forgot to mention that those on the other side of the street disappeared somewhere around 2 p.m. never to be seen again.

I did have the satisfaction after the rally of seeing two Arab women leave the handicapped porta-potty looking down at their hands and rubbing them vigorously with a look of disgust on their faces. They must have used the urine-soaked toilet paper. (icky-poo - SMILE).

An Arab woman stopped to use our facilities and left her young sons outside. They ran through the middle of our group who were sitting in chairs and over to the tables that still had supplies stacked on them. They saw all the great flags and wanted to buy one (we can only surmise what for) and we emphatically told them the flags were not for sale. On their way back, Kristinn called out, “Don’t grow up to be suicide bombers.” One of the smart-aleck kids yelled back, “I think I will and I’ll come back and kill you.” Enough is enough. I followed them back and told their negligent mother what her children said. As I left, she was still asking them, “What did you say, what did you tell those people?”

The stage crew was back on-site breaking down the stage and equipment. The crew chief had some extra strong plastic ties that he offered to us to lock down the porta-potties. We accepted and locked them up only to have some of the stage crew unlock two again. We finally got them locked and turned door to door.

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Following are comments posted on the Patriots Rally Live Thread by many of those who withstood the attacks during the “Porta-Potty War.” I hope others will add their war stories to this thread.

The Patriots Rally was under constant assault from beginning to end with commies and leftists trying to infiltrate and stir up trouble. The toilet for the handicapped was ruined for use because some commie urinated all over the toilet-paper and the stall. Other toilets had bottles and other garbage thrown in them so as to cause them to reach capacity early so they could not be used.

Being that we paid for the rental of the seven toilets for the use by Patriots Rally attendees, we barred those from the other rallies from using them--with exceptions made for small children and the elderly. The pro-terrorist rally across the street at the Ellipse had plenty of porta-potties, but the commies kept crossing the street to try to "use" ours. While it may seem petty to control access to the toilets, it was a necessary security function. With great magnanimity on our part, we did provide a bucket for them to use labeled "Commie Commode and Bath". They declined our generous effort to accommodate their needs, however. (Posted by kristinn)

Around 1015 the crowd was continuing to grow, with some spill over from the Peacenik/anarchist nitwits. Dave reports that it was the port-o-potties that attracted them. But our fearless FReepers labelled the doors "Patriots" and Patriot Women". It seems to be turning them away. (Posted by Mustang)

The D.C. Chapter rented them for our use. The city did not provide them. The unwashed had at least triple the number on their side of Constitution Ave. The problems began well before the start of the rally. For goodness sake, the porta pottie guy had just unloaded the first two (with the rest still on the truck) and all these busses pulled up and unloaded the unwashed. They made a bee-line for the johns. As we had paid for them, and they had their own we simply told them to walk another 100 yards across the street. The word got out over there and they must have decided that the johns were our "center of gravity" and attacked from all sides;-) There was no way we were going let them trash the porta-potties we paid for and no way we were going to let our people stand in line behind the unwashed. Little did we know early in the morning that the johns would become a "frontline for freedom". Go figure...(Posted by Dave Dilegge)

The crowd continues to grow. Possible up to 500. The radical hecklers continue to mill around the fringes with signs of "brilliance" such as "HEMP" and rag-head wannabes waving Palestinian flags. Dave reports that the biggest attraction for the radicals is our port-o-potties. Dave also attempted to get near some of these nitwits, but reported "they really smelled" and had to back off. (Posted by Mustang)

The 'port-a-potties' war was pretty interesting. There were about five or six of us trying to restrict access to the 'port-a-potties' that had been paid for out of pocket by Patriot Rally organizers, and we had legitimate fears that they would be vandalized by the knuckle-dragging, unwashed communists across the street. It got nuts around noon, as it became evident that ones who had been turned away were sending ten times their number back across the street to harrass us. It was like trying to manage an out-of-control ant colony; they were swarming EVERYWHERE! Their next tactic was to bring along their pro-terrorist buddies in the college media; to take pictures of those "heartless conservatives" denying access to our port-a-potties. (I suggest they have Ramsey Clark and PFAW pony up some more cash for more of their OWN port-a-potties at their next rally.) As a result, I missed a number of the speeches I had driven six hours to hear. Oh, well...

One of the best bits was with a forty-ish unshaven blond who tried to push by me to get into a port-a-potty. She kept screaming that we were on "public property". That we were, but the potties were "private property"; and she wasn't getting access. She kept screaming that "she had to PEE", and that she had the RIGHT to use our port-a-potty, because it was "public property". I fanned my arm around; indicating that there was PLENTY of "public property" around for her to 'pee' on, and that, as a 'taxpayer', she was welcome to use it. I thought for a moment she was going to go for it, and I was cursing myself for leaving my camera with my wife. However, she turned away with a curse that so typifies the left, and she returned to her unwashed brethren. Hysterical.

No question about it. When these people got in my face during the 'port-a-potty' wars, you could SEE the hate in their eyes, and HEAR it in their voice. At one point, around one or so, the word got out to "get the women out of here, because a riot was about to break out". Several ladies started to gather their things, but then several black vans pulled up, and armor-clad SWAT teams poured into the street. Any threat of a 'riot' was QUICKLY neutralized by their presence. ("Yay, Washington Police!!!") (Posted by who knows what evil?)

Yup, my sign was the Icehouse beer slogan. I thought my other one was even wittier - "This sign killed a tree." It got a lot of laughs. One of the leftists trying to barge in on the portapotties mistakenly thought I was on his side, and started treating me like a buddy. When he asked "where you from man," I replied "America.". . . Oh, you should have seen the look of stupidity on his face. It was priceless. (Posted by YourAdHere)

LOL! Port-o-potties....it's the perfect symbol! Judging by reports of their smelliness and general uncleanness....their PoPs were probably really rank. Did you tell the anti-American protestors that capitalist ingenuity and $$$ provided the potties and that it's all part of the evil American plan...to bring plumbing and cleanliness to the barbarians...(^: (Posted by Ragtime Cowgirl)

They (them) were really messing up the potties. Evidently, they were pi--- urinating all over the seats. These were as big, clean, nice portapotties as you could get, but these guys messed them up. There was one in particular that was attacked early in the day. I was told not to use it as they had paper all over the place, and tried to clog it up. (maybe they didn't know hot to use it?? HeeHee!) (Posted by Exit148)

labelled the doors "Patriots" and Patriot Women". . . LOL! That sure would keep the little nazis out. (Posted by Bigg Red)

There is something so archetypical about leftist misfits massing together for a group tantrum and then wanting to use the conservative's private porta-potties. (Posted by Cultural Jihad)

HeeHee! The 'portapottie wars' continued long after the rally broke up, and Angelwood finally put locks on the doors. It really was funny to see them protected by the 'calvery police' during the height of the 'war'!! (Posted by Exit148)


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To: Dave Dilegge; tgslTakoma; who knows what evil?; Angelwood; Kristinn; Leadpenny; tgslTakoma...
I did a short stint by the toilets out of boredom.Did get some interesting shots of the rally though, including this one from another thread.

19. One of our fellow Freepers standing guard by the lavatories which we paid for. We had to guard them against the opposition after they heard that the facilities included marble sinks, gold faucets and mink lined toilet seats.

For those who missed my pictures thread you can find it HERE

81 posted on 04/24/2002 3:13:47 PM PDT by Cacique
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To: Cacique
BTTT for PATRIOTS! &;-)
82 posted on 04/24/2002 3:53:46 PM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: ProudEagle; FreedomFighter86
Wow, you are one heartless dude! Let's recap.

"I did have the satisfaction after the rally of seeing two Arab women leave the handicapped porta-potty looking down at their hands and rubbing them vigorously with a look of disgust on their faces. They must have used the urine-soaked toilet paper. (icky-poo - SMILE).

How wonderfully Christian of you. From prior statements it is clear that you knew the condition of the porta-potty. After denying access to all, you allow these Arab women to use the filthy porta-potty. Then you take great pleasure in their misfortune! Again, how wonderfully Christian of you.

An Arab woman stopped to use our facilities and left her young sons outside.

No doubt, you would have thought more highly of her if she had taken them into the porta-potty with her??!!!

They ran through the middle of our group who were sitting in chairs and over to the tables that still had supplies stacked on them. They saw all the great flags and wanted to buy one (we can only surmise what for)

Oh you can do better than that. You have already looked into your crystal ball and seen those dirty bastards burning your flag. Right? How Christian of you.

...and we emphatically told them the flags were not for sale.

Sure, table full of flags with prices on them. Not for sale to 'your' kind. Obviously you have the ability to see into a kids mind and heart. How Christian of you.

On their way back, Kristinn called out, “Don’t grow up to be suicide bombers.”

Ah... the piece de resistance!!

Imagine, an adult basically calling a child a terrorist based on nothing more than his race and the fact he wanted to buy an American flag. Such daring! Such wit! Way to strike a blow for freedom to 'real' Americans everywhere.

One of the smart-aleck kids yelled back, “I think I will and I’ll come back and kill you.”

I am shocked... shocked that this child should get all defensive and feel the need to respond in the exact same manner as he was attacked. Kids these days. No respect for their elders.

Enough is enough.

That's right cowboy. Kids walking around in public, patiently waiting for their mothers, asking to buy American flags. Well, a person can only tolerate so much!

I followed them back and told their negligent mother what her children said.

And did you also tell the woman what was first said to the child? I doubt it very much. Not your MO. Coward.

As I left, she was still asking them, “What did you say, what did you tell those people?”

So your saying that the mother was showing responsibility and concern for the actions of her child. I only wish that your mother had taught you the same values.

FreedomFighter86: The hate the kid showed might be in response to the racism that certain people show to arabs....

ProudEagle: Yeah, and maybe, just maybe you'll be standing next to the little bugger when grows up and keeps his rhetoric alive and his load goes off. Tell us then what sympathy you'd have, hmmm? Or shall we wake you when the war is over?

What kind of response do you expect when you show extreme hatred toward someone for no other reason than their ethnic appearance.

You are terrified of the Arab boogey man, so you courageously take on small children.

You have taken the 'Pride' away from our 'Eagle'.

I am not blind to the issue. But I am not afraid of my shadow either.

83 posted on 04/24/2002 3:58:21 PM PDT by Dr._Joseph_Warren
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To: Dave Dilegge
It was tough just getting everyone to that f****** (edited for FR) Capital family picnic rally (get)-together.

Sounds mighty familiar....like trying to fill up a 52 passenger bus for a free of charge bus trip to Albany. :-)

84 posted on 04/24/2002 4:28:52 PM PDT by lowbridge
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To: Dave Dilegge;Angelwood, Kristinn, Leadpenny; tgslTakoma; sauropod; Jimmy Valentine's brother
Thank you Dave for the ping and information!!!
85 posted on 04/24/2002 4:32:18 PM PDT by Snow Bunny
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To: lowbridge
Hey, get over it already;-) How you doing? BTW, the unwashed are returning to NYC on June 1st. Just FYI.
86 posted on 04/24/2002 5:18:30 PM PDT by VaMarVet
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To: lowbridge
Hey, get over it already;-) How you doing? BTW, the unwashed are returning to NYC on June 1st. Just FYI.
87 posted on 04/24/2002 5:18:39 PM PDT by VaMarVet
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To: Dr._Joseph_Warren
After glancing over your teary diatribe, it occurred to me to respond,
but ya know, I'm really tired, and you'd wring your hands in any case.

nevermind ....

88 posted on 04/24/2002 5:28:28 PM PDT by tomkat
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To: Dr._Joseph_Warren
I am not blind to the issue. But I am not afraid of my shadow either.

Roll back over and go back to sleep. I suspect you slept through many of this country's conflicts while others kept vigil and spilled blood for you.

89 posted on 04/24/2002 5:39:51 PM PDT by ProudEagle
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To: Dave Dilegge
Please keep me posted concerning June 1st. I had a great time Saturday and would love to do it again in NYC.
90 posted on 04/24/2002 5:42:40 PM PDT by dpa5923
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To: Dr._Joseph_Warren
I would agree with you if the incident happened as you believe it did. What more can I say without starting a full fledge flame war on an event that should have been worded better (correctly)? I know Angelwood and Kristinn very well and there is not a hateful bone in their bodies. I wish I could do this more justice on the thread - I will FReepmail you my phone number if you would like to talk. The Rally was about much more than what you have responded to and I have not seen you post to any other thread relating to it previously. I would suggest you go back and look at the entire picture and not throw out the baby with the bath water.

What some people seem to forget is that the Patriots Rally For America was just that A RALLY FOR AMERICA. Not a rally against Arabs and not a rally for Israel. I rallied for my country and will so again. If I rallied against anything this past Saturday it was against those that would tear down our country's ability to safe-guard against the eneny who has now put my family on the front line.

91 posted on 04/24/2002 5:54:33 PM PDT by VaMarVet
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To: Dave Dilegge; Dr._Joseph_Warren
I would suggest you go back and look at the entire picture and not throw out the baby with the bath water.

As one of over one hundred patriots who stood there on Saturday and put up with hours of harrassment from these left-wing heathens; while exhibiting nothing but courtesy towards them, I STRONGLY second your suggestion.



92 posted on 04/24/2002 6:09:57 PM PDT by who knows what evil?
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To: YourAdHere; angelwood
Let's not overlook YourAdHere, who held a sign saying "All We Are Saying Is Give IceHouse a Chance" and spoke to leftists about the virtues of cold IceHouse Beer even as he and his friends blocked their path to the potties.
93 posted on 04/24/2002 6:15:32 PM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: Dave Dilegge
What some people seem to forget is that the Patriots Rally For America was just that A RALLY FOR AMERICA. Not a rally against Arabs and not a rally for Israel. I rallied for my country and will so again. If I rallied against anything this past Saturday it was against those that would tear down our country's ability to safe-guard against the eneny who has now put my family on the front line.


In the bears repeating department. I was there *for* things too. And I'd trust a vet who's sacrificed for his country any day over a heretofore anonymous name in cyberspace. Good for you Dave.
94 posted on 04/24/2002 6:20:04 PM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: Dr._Joseph_Warren
You made a lot of erroneous assumptions and you obviously didn't see my response in post #59 -- The Arab women had been at the pro-terrorist rally and stopped on the way back from the march at our porta-potties. I found it humorous not because they were Arab but because they were terrorist sympathizers and used a stall vandalized by their compatriots. I apologize if I didn’t make that clear.

The Arab women could have gone to any of the 7 porta-potties, because we were no longer guarding them. The rally was over and we had packed up most of our gear and were waiting for the rental companies to come pick up their equipment. We were sitting a distance away from the porta-potties and I happened to glance up to see the women. The people coming back from the various marches were still stopping to use our facilities with no opposition from us.

Regarding the child and the flags, those boys were 9 or 10 years old and were unruly. They had been at the rally and march all day and were carrying pro-terrorist, pro-Palestinian signs from the ANSWER rally. They were running unchecked through the area where we were sitting. The large flags on poles that were rolled up and laid out on the table waiting to be packed were private property and had been set out in the ground or carried throughout the rally. We did not have any flags for sale at any time as all were privately owned. There was nothing racist about telling the child the flags were not for sale.

Yes, I did tell the mother what was said by both parties, but I didn't stay to listen to her conversation with the boys. We clearly don't have the same values, because I would not bring my young children to a rally where they would be subjected to so much hatred and propaganda.

I believe you have rewritten my report to fit your own needs and you have projected bias that was not there.

95 posted on 04/24/2002 6:21:05 PM PDT by Angelwood
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To: tomkat
And our hatred will result in thousands of innocents being killed...I believe we should root out terrorism, but all arabs are NOT terrorists regardless of what you want to believe.
96 posted on 04/24/2002 6:35:27 PM PDT by FreedomFighter86
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To: Angelwood
Thank you for posting this thread, Angelwood. I stood several "Watches" on the front line of the Porta-Potty war, and I came away from each one just a little more determined to not let these uncouth vermin have their way with us any more.

BTW, I was not aware that the handicapped potty had been trashed. Too bad we didn't apprehend the scumbag that did that!

Next time we'll be better prepared, and more alert to the tactics these low life critters use.

97 posted on 04/24/2002 6:46:43 PM PDT by Taxman
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To: FreedomFighter86
oh, you're right, my mistake ...


98 posted on 04/24/2002 6:51:04 PM PDT by tomkat
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To: FreedomFighter86
And our hatred will result in thousands of innocents being killed...I believe we should root out terrorism, but all arabs are NOT terrorists regardless of what you want to believe.

Not a person here has said that all Arabs are terrorists - are you reading another forum and posting to this one? Look at the list and the pictures of the Patriots Rally for America speakers - you might be surprised by what you may find.

99 posted on 04/24/2002 7:02:36 PM PDT by VaMarVet
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To: FreedomFighter86
Who believes that all Arabs are terrorists? You know that we don't think that ---- any more than saying all terrorists are Arabs.
100 posted on 04/24/2002 7:04:47 PM PDT by Exit148
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