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Coming Soon From Bill Gates's Lab of Horrors: FRANKENBUTTER
https://pjmedia.com/ ^ | October 01, 2025 | Stephen Green

Posted on 10/01/2025 9:11:17 AM PDT by bitt

Hey, kids — it's trivia time. But don't sweat today's question because it's an easy one.

What do you get when you take carbon dioxide captured from the atmosphere, hydrogen from water split by renewable energy, and glycerol, then use proprietary catalysts in high-pressure bubble reactors to synthesize hydrocarbon chains, oxidize them into fatty acids, esterify them into triglycerides that mimic the molecular structure of a common fat, and finally blend and crystallize the result, before extruding it into four-ounce sticks?

Something very much but not exactly like butter!

See, I told you this was an easy one.

But don't all rush to the store at once. Backed by investments from Bill Gates's Breakthrough Energy Ventures, Savor's Frankenbutter (not its actual name) won't reach grocery store shelves until 2027. That's assuming that construction, permitting, and commissioning dates don't slip due to supply chain disruptions for the necessary specialized reactors and catalysts.

Mmm... creamy specialized reactors and catalysts.

Or, as I not-so-gently put it on X, you could just eat some freakin' butter from a cow.

(I did not use "freakin'" on X, where I go to vent my considerable spleen.)

Seriously, if Savor's "butter" processing facility looked any more like an oil refinery, Ukraine would bomb it. They don't even have a consumer-friendly name for Frankenbutter yet. So far, the company refers to their catalytically converted, bubble-column-reactor-induced butter-type product as “butter made from carbon” or “animal- and plant-free butter.”

On the plus side, independent blind tests gave Frankenbutter a nine out of 10 for authenticity. "Most important," Gates himself said, "it tastes really good – like the real thing, because chemically it is." Then again, Gates also said of mushroom-based steak-u-lux products, "You can get used to the taste."

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: billgates; butter; food; frankenbutter; frankenfood; gatesofhell; gmo

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1 posted on 10/01/2025 9:11:17 AM PDT by bitt
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To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...

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2 posted on 10/01/2025 9:11:30 AM PDT by bitt (<IMG SRC=' 'WIDTH=500>)
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To: bitt

RFK ain’t gonna like this one bit


3 posted on 10/01/2025 9:12:32 AM PDT by albie
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To: bitt

4 posted on 10/01/2025 9:13:43 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: bitt
(Gates also said of mushroom-based steak-u-lux products, "You can get used to the taste.")

What, no bugs? (yet...)

(Eat Zee Delicious Bugs

🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗🐛🐜🐝🐞🦗)



5 posted on 10/01/2025 9:19:47 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: bitt

It’s baffling to believe Gates of Hell is still breathing.


6 posted on 10/01/2025 9:19:59 AM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: bitt
Global chillin' spread

It removes the eeeeeevil see oh too from the atmosphere.

It reduces the need for so many horrid farting cows.

What's not to love?


7 posted on 10/01/2025 9:21:11 AM PDT by null and void (The only man in all of Scotland is a 14 year old girl...)
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To: bitt

As long as KerryGold isn’t mutated into that Gate’s Crap, I don’t care. Anyone who buys/uses it, gets what they deserve.


8 posted on 10/01/2025 9:24:07 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: dfwgator

I actually eat butter in full tablespoons. It is great for your health and digestion.

The trick is, whatever was commonly known as the healthiest things to eat, and what was commonly known as bad. Flip that over, and eat what we were told was bad for you. From Cholesterol, to grains. Oats are for animals, meat and animal products are for humans.


9 posted on 10/01/2025 9:34:40 AM PDT by Glad2bnuts
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To: bitt

“carbon dioxide captured from the atmosphere”

and what are the energy costs to “capture” CO2 from the atmosphere? ... wouldn’t it be “greener” [and cheaper] to use CO2 byproducts from industrial processes such as fermentation?

“hydrogen from water split by renewable energy”

electrical energy is fungible, it matters not the source ... there’s one big pot of it, and the cost per kilowatt-hour is the average of all of the costs to make all of the kilowatt-hours in the pot.

furthermore, any kilowatt-hours used from the pot for one purpose is no longer available from any other purpose ... so, for example, this so-called “renewable” energy used for hydrolysis COULD have been used to power homes ...

it’s nothing more than smoke and mirrors to pretend that using “renewable” energy is somehow special and better than using any other energy in the pot ...


10 posted on 10/01/2025 9:46:23 AM PDT by catnipman ((A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil))
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To: null and void

👏💯👏


11 posted on 10/01/2025 9:54:30 AM PDT by thesligoduffyflynns (DONT DRINK & DRONE 🤓 HAVE A NICE DAY 😀 GATORS WITH LAZERS)
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To: bitt
What do you get when you take carbon dioxide captured from the atmosphere, hydrogen from water split by renewable energy, and glycerol, then use proprietary catalysts in high-pressure bubble reactors to synthesize hydrocarbon chains, oxidize them into fatty acids, esterify them into triglycerides that mimic the molecular structure of a common fat, and finally blend and crystallize the result, before extruding it into four-ounce sticks?

I don't know what you get but will Blue Cross cover the hospitalization expenses after you take a bite of it?

12 posted on 10/01/2025 10:03:09 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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To: bitt

How about making the product that made you rich worth a sh_t first?


13 posted on 10/01/2025 10:10:10 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Glad2bnuts

Annoys me that some goobers buy into this hi-end dogfood that has veggies in it. Dogs eat meat.


14 posted on 10/01/2025 10:12:18 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Resolute Conservative
Dogs eat meat

And grass....I had a dog who liked apples...another one eats toast...etc

15 posted on 10/01/2025 10:22:41 AM PDT by Aria (Voted for Trump 2016, 2020 & 10/22/2024 )
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To: bitt; ransomnote; Red Badger; rodguy911; Jane Long

Worldwide genocide

Germany Issues Red Alert: mRNA ‘Vaccines’ Triggered Global Population Implosion

https://slaynews.com/news/germany-issues-red-alert-mrna-vaccines-triggered-global-population-implosion/

“...The panel of experts was supported by more than 200 doctors, scientists, lawyers, and health professionals.

“Today, we are issuing an urgent risk warning and calling for a moratorium on mRNA vaccines, an immediate halt, and an evidence-based reassessment,” the group declared.

“The evidence for these demands exists on multiple levels.

“Epidemiologically, there are high correlations between vaccination and booster rates and an increase in excess mortality, disease rates, as well as a decline in birth rates.”


16 posted on 10/01/2025 11:38:36 AM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: bitt

Taste is a small consideration. I want to see a side by side comparison between butter and frankenbutter, showing all the vitamins, minerals, fatty acids, etc.


17 posted on 10/01/2025 12:58:00 PM PDT by aimhigh (1 John 3:23 "And THIS is His commandment . . . . ")
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To: bitt

And FRANKEN Mother’s milk!

Here’s the correct spelling of his name:

Bill Gates-of-Hell.


18 posted on 10/01/2025 1:30:31 PM PDT by little jeremiah (SCARE: Social Chaos And Response Emergency)
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To: albie

Amen.... When will Trump and cabinet take Gates to the woodshed?


19 posted on 10/02/2025 6:11:45 AM PDT by ptsal (Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***h)
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