Posted on 05/02/2019 4:42:44 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Progressive Parents Devastated After Son Comes Out As Straight
May 2nd, 2019
OAKVALE, CA—Progressive parents Willow and Arthur Riverstone are reeling after their son Sebastien came out to them as straight.
"This is a bombshell we'll be feeling for the rest of our lives," Arthur told reporters. "I mean, we love our son and we want to support him, but we never thought he'd be one of the straights."
Sebastien, who is fourteen and currently attending Oakvale Highschool as a freshman, broke the news to them last Wednesday when he wanted to invite a girl named Sophia to come over and hang out.
"We were hoping she was at least transgendered, but no dice," said Willow.
"We're still trying to decide if we would attend the wedding if you know... he's serious about this," Arthur said. "I just wasn't prepared for this. We didn't raise him this way. I mean, what's he going to do? Give us grandkids? I don't know how the environment is going to handle this, let alone me and my wife." The man broke down sobbing.
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I do recall seeing that.
It took a while for most to figure it out.
Once you get the hang of BB humor, you begin to recognize it.
>> We are [out of California and now] in Colorado
In the old days, it wasn’t too hard to get Coloradans bitching about Texans who “clogged up the ski slopes and roads all winter”.
Then the Californians started moving in. Didn’t take too long to see “Don’t Californicate Colorado” bumper stickers. (Never mind - it’s too late.)
Best bumper sticker I ever saw was “At least the Texans went home after ski season”. |-:
The premise is hilarious...
Hard to tell these days.
It sure is. That’s why a bunch of us fell for it.
............... I know we are chuckling at this right now .... But at the current rate .... In another few years ..... This may actually be considered the norm ......
LOL!
I’ve been thinking the same. I would not have the patience. I’m surprised , honestly that we haven’t already seen fire and brimstone raining down on this sick, perverse world.
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