Shirt son wore when announced./s
Posted on 05/02/2019 4:42:44 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Progressive Parents Devastated After Son Comes Out As Straight
May 2nd, 2019
OAKVALE, CA—Progressive parents Willow and Arthur Riverstone are reeling after their son Sebastien came out to them as straight.
"This is a bombshell we'll be feeling for the rest of our lives," Arthur told reporters. "I mean, we love our son and we want to support him, but we never thought he'd be one of the straights."
Sebastien, who is fourteen and currently attending Oakvale Highschool as a freshman, broke the news to them last Wednesday when he wanted to invite a girl named Sophia to come over and hang out.
"We were hoping she was at least transgendered, but no dice," said Willow.
"We're still trying to decide if we would attend the wedding if you know... he's serious about this," Arthur said. "I just wasn't prepared for this. We didn't raise him this way. I mean, what's he going to do? Give us grandkids? I don't know how the environment is going to handle this, let alone me and my wife." The man broke down sobbing.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
These are the end of days (End of the Church Age dispensation) I’m awaiting the Trumpet, “Come up hither”
Good thing I’m not God, I haven’t the patience!
[What used to be obvious satire, is not so obvious in an insane world.]
Unfortunately, that’s quite true.
< grin>
I never had that problem with my boys.
Shirt son wore when announced./s
In that case they can keep him and raise him.
Straight and faithful Chritian conservative, would literally kill them.
I guess naming him “Sebastien” didn’t work.
Swift would be stumped as to how to satirize the left.
I think he was working on a plan to fully utilize them?
A bit dated but still workable, think Soylent Green?
A Modest Proposal For preventing the Children of the left From being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and For making them Beneficial to the Publick
http://www.readwritethink.org/files/resources/30827_modestproposal.pdf
I worked in Beverly Hills for 10 years...dated a gal in Hollywood who babysat some 13 year old girls, one of which had carved her initials in another girl’s chest. California is inhabited only by sickies, liberals and illegals, everyone with brains and money has been long gone. We are in Colorado with our son’s family and our older daughter is in Alaska. The people who bought our last home in California will pay $15,000/year in property taxes when we were paying $5,000...California is doomed...the only official gender will be “confused”...
Get these on Amazon and sell millions of them...at least to the 90 million gun owners and probably tens of millions more to all the Christians who are not gun owners.
Get these on Amazon and sell millions of them...at least to the 90 million gun owners and probably tens of millions more to all the Christians who are not gun owners.
It was made by a food vendor in Kentucky, Belle’s Smoking BBQ
https://pjmedia.com/trending/kentucky-bbq-truck-catches-grief-for-tongue-in-cheek-lgbtq-t-shirt/
“Satire site”.
I fell for it completely. I was not surprised at all. Disgusted, yes, surprised, no.
Well, there’s still some “hope” he’s bi. Or maybe he’s 1/1024th Cherokee.
One wonders ... what will it take ... hypothetically .. before . Never mind.
ROFL
I know this article is a joke, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a Leftist couple who is disappointed that their son is straight. The Left has become a parody of itself.
Which one?
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