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Posted on 05/02/2019 4:42:44 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Progressive Parents Devastated After Son Comes Out As Straight
May 2nd, 2019
OAKVALE, CA—Progressive parents Willow and Arthur Riverstone are reeling after their son Sebastien came out to them as straight.
"This is a bombshell we'll be feeling for the rest of our lives," Arthur told reporters. "I mean, we love our son and we want to support him, but we never thought he'd be one of the straights."
Sebastien, who is fourteen and currently attending Oakvale Highschool as a freshman, broke the news to them last Wednesday when he wanted to invite a girl named Sophia to come over and hang out.
"We were hoping she was at least transgendered, but no dice," said Willow.
"We're still trying to decide if we would attend the wedding if you know... he's serious about this," Arthur said. "I just wasn't prepared for this. We didn't raise him this way. I mean, what's he going to do? Give us grandkids? I don't know how the environment is going to handle this, let alone me and my wife." The man broke down sobbing.
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Insanity , they should not be reproducing
These people are SICK, wicked, and ungodly. SMH.
LOL
I guess you’ll have to put the “satire” tag in the headline - too many people are believing this story already
*It’s the Babylon Bee everybody!!*
It’ll be illegal to be gay and want therapy because you think it’s life style is sick.
Satire site.
Fortunately, it isn’t too late for a 59th-trimester abortion.
This is why homosexuals should never be allowed near kids, theirs or adopted, or anywhere.
My first thought was, “is it or isn’t it?” I mean, this is not at all unbelievable. Swift would be stumped as to how to satirize the left.
These are the type that in the real world would have, or should have child protective services pay a visit!
Willow,,,
What used to be obvious satire, is not so obvious in an insane world.
That’s the fun..........like fly fishin’
Today, if your little boy wants to wear a dress to school and you don’t let him - you WILL get a visit from CPS. No joke. If the boy is over 13 (my state) they can take him away from you for “child abuse” and start hormone treatments.
babylonbee
There was one yesterday … 23 posts and no one noticed.
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