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Hillary, Beck, and the Pope Warned U About Trump [vanity]

Posted on 02/29/2016 7:26:05 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March

Well folks, now that it's already too late to get the word out, I am taking this time to gloat. I am evil, and Trump is evil. You might as well get ready to face it -- your silly republic is doomed.

Glenn Beck warned you that Trump supporters are all brown shirts.

Hillary Clinton warned you that we are part of a vast right wing conspiracy.

The Pope warned you how evil we are as well.

It is actually worse than they know.

Phyllis Schlafly is our high priestess. Our wise and terrifying matriarch.

Will Robertson [Duck Dynasty CEO] is our Pych-Ops director. Used to be Paul Weyrich, but he's learning the ropes.

Ann Coulter is our liaisan with the demon world. She creeps me out sometimes.

Sarah Palin supplies our secret cult with animal sacrifices. A born killer.

Jerry Falwell Junior is our master of infernal rituals. He runs an underground labratory in Liberty University and is personally responsible for the Zika virus.

Bristol Palin teaches us telepathic mind control. More dangerous than she looks.

Chris Christie is our 'Elder of the Cannibals' whenever we meet under the full moon.

Sheriff Joe Arpio has been training a secret goon squad waiting in the wings. And I suspect he really hates you Trump bashers. His jack-booted thugs are armed with Falwell Junior's latest laser rays and stink bombs.

~ ~ ~

Hillary Clinton: "My mind is a blender. Like jello."

That was OUR doing. Good work, Bristol.


TOPICS: Front Page News; US: Arkansas; US: Florida; US: New York; US: Ohio
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To: novemberslady

Thanks! 8^)


101 posted on 02/29/2016 6:50:19 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: Dagnabitt

How’s it vandalism when the entire purpose of the thread is to taunt the whiners who have been insulting, mocking, and kvetching at us for half a year?

You got a problem with it, ask the mods to arbitrate. Or just, as a Cruz supporter told me the other day, put on your big boy panties and get over it.


102 posted on 02/29/2016 6:58:50 PM PST by Luircin (The difference between lesser evil and greater good is who gets schlonged in the end.)
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To: Luircin

Nah, I get it - as you’ve repeatedly illustrated, America can expect to have the Virginia Act and other elements of its foundational ideological history, and future, to be recast in Generation Xbox Populist idiotspeak.

Thanks for illustrating, again.


103 posted on 02/29/2016 7:00:51 PM PST by HLPhat (Preventing Global Cooling one tank full at a time!)
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To: Dagnabitt

And I suspect that I’ll be posting a couple pictures back at trolls, insult-flingers, and holier-than-thou whiners tomorrow evening too.


104 posted on 02/29/2016 7:03:02 PM PST by Luircin (The difference between lesser evil and greater good is who gets schlonged in the end.)
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To: HLPhat

OH SWEET GREEN GOD KAMI IN THE LOOKOUT, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE STILL FALLING FOR IT!

After I told you that I’m specifically goading you into posting more and more unhinged and repetitive tripe JUST so I can taunt you and laugh at you without even READING it, YOU STILL KEEP POSTING!

What, do you think that getting the last word will somehow make you stop looking so stupid?

STOP! STOP, BEFORE I HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD!


105 posted on 02/29/2016 7:08:19 PM PST by Luircin (The difference between lesser evil and greater good is who gets schlonged in the end.)
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To: smoothsailing

Trump looks like most men dancing. He’s only gonna do it because a woman wants him to and is relived when it’s all over.


106 posted on 02/29/2016 7:19:42 PM PST by Rebelbase (Best election ever. Sick of it already, but best election ever.)
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To: Rebelbase

LOL, so true! 8^)


107 posted on 02/29/2016 7:21:08 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Hear hear.


108 posted on 02/29/2016 7:21:54 PM PST by Luircin (The difference between lesser evil and greater good is who gets schlonged in the end.)
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To: Luircin

Where, where? 8^)


109 posted on 02/29/2016 7:26:18 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Hee hee hee.

There, there! Just anywhere but me trying to dance.

Good exercise, especially the various dancing video games, when it’s way too muddy to exercise outside, but if I ever had to do it in front of anyone, I’d probably die of embarrassment.


110 posted on 02/29/2016 7:27:54 PM PST by Luircin (The difference between lesser evil and greater good is who gets schlonged in the end.)
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To: Luircin

I’m not the one illustrating the art of speaking Generation XBox Idiotese, super genius; however, I’m glad I can be of assistance in facilitating your self-evidently persistent desire to refine, perfect, and display such a savant-syndromesque talent for all to see.

Do you require further assistance or can you handle it from here?


111 posted on 02/29/2016 7:41:48 PM PST by HLPhat (Preventing Global Cooling one tank full at a time!)
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To: HLPhat
TWO! TWO unread posts after I told you to your face that I'm goading you into making a fool of yourself with them! Ah-hah-hah-hah!


112 posted on 02/29/2016 7:50:26 PM PST by Luircin (The difference between lesser evil and greater good is who gets schlonged in the end.)
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To: Luircin; Dagnabitt

>>TWO unread posts

You’re not the entire audience Super Savant.

But please do continue, for the record.


113 posted on 02/29/2016 7:57:04 PM PST by HLPhat (Preventing Global Cooling one tank full at a time!)
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To: HLPhat

THREE! THREE UNREAD POSTS!

Care to go for four, or do you need a break to get your diapers changed after wetting yourself with INTERNET RAGE?


114 posted on 02/29/2016 8:04:06 PM PST by Luircin (The difference between lesser evil and greater good is who gets schlonged in the end.)
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To: Luircin
>>but if I ever had to do it in front of anyone, I’d probably die of embarrassment.

Uhuh. From your observed behavior we can extrapolate a high probability of a similar outcome should you ever attempt to simulate actual adult conservative thought patterns in public as well.

Meanwhile, (D)er Trumpenflipper's behavior, also on the public record...

...is clearly NOT conservative, either; and, unsurprisingly, you're obviously OK with that.

115 posted on 02/29/2016 8:11:08 PM PST by HLPhat (Preventing Global Cooling one tank full at a time!)
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To: HLPhat

FIVE! FIVE UNREAD POSTS! AH HAH HAH HAH.

Yes, yeeesssss. Keep on posting stupid pictures! Bring yourself down to my level! Reveal to the entire... THREE people currently on the thread that you are an immature whinger who just can’t STAND anyone taunting him!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


116 posted on 02/29/2016 8:17:40 PM PST by Luircin (The difference between lesser evil and greater good is who gets schlonged in the end.)
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To: Luircin
Luircine "conservatism"

Exhibit A:


117 posted on 02/29/2016 8:23:06 PM PST by HLPhat (Preventing Global Cooling one tank full at a time!)
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To: HLPhat

118 posted on 02/29/2016 8:24:34 PM PST by Luircin (The difference between lesser evil and greater good is who gets schlonged in the end.)
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To: Luircin

Alienating 85% of the RINOcracy is a pretty good endorsement.


119 posted on 02/29/2016 8:29:01 PM PST by HLPhat (Preventing Global Cooling one tank full at a time!)
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To: HLPhat
Hehehehe. Oh, going to be so much fun when you and your messiah are bulldozed tomorrow.


120 posted on 02/29/2016 8:31:28 PM PST by Luircin (The difference between lesser evil and greater good is who gets schlonged in the end.)
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